pardon me but your atheistic cosmology is in my primordial soup

Sometimes when postulating what they romantically call a God Particle, atheistic scientists will actually measure a brief flicker, an output, a magnetic variation, or an electrical resonance, on their inductive oscillosopes (ie whatever devices they have designed for the purpose of finding whatever they are looking for and which invariably tell them whatever they want to hear, cf the orbital telescope that photoshops lovely imaginary images of the birth of supernovas, cf the observer affects the thing observed, cf proofs by induction) and they will conclude that what they have just now deemed a measurement indicates the presence of a sub atomic particle.
The should nonetheless resist the urge to worship it.
The Higgs Bosun Manifold is the flying spaghetti monster of transatomic physics.