dingbats dictionary

Biccans: Followers of Bicca, devotees of Bitchcraft, sometimes known as Bitches, and normally to be found working in cafes frequented by James Healy.

Death Penalty: Law introduced in Ireland in the year 2018 by Prime Minister Leo Varadkar targetting unborn children who have committed the High Crime and Misdemeanour of daring to exist.

Fons Et Origo: Initiating source of a continuing trend, ie Happy Days was the Fonz Et Origo of television comedy.

Slander: Method of historical criticism used by Catherine Corless to incite hatred against the Catholic Church. Her entire contribution to the study of Irish history is contained in a single mendacious baseless proposition falsely alleging without any evidence whatsoever that nuns put dead babies in sewerage tanks in 1920s era orphanages. This form of Slander has become the keynote of successive Fine Gael governments in Ireland led by Enda Kenny and Leo Varadkar,as well as the lynchpin analytic of the most anti Catholic media groups in Europe all based in Ireland, to wit the Irish Times, Independent Newspapers and RTE. Government and its attendant media groups in Ireland use catchall slanders a la Corless, of past generations to prevent present generations from noticing the charnel house of promiscuity, condom culture, abortion, suicide, elder abuse, child abuse, drug use, murder, gangsterism, torture, satanism and er, slander, which these same governments and their attendant media groups have transformed Ireland into today. The institutionalisation of Slander (slander of the past in general and the Catholic Church in particular) as a formal instrument of public policy, has been copper fastened and given a veneer of what passes for respectability in our narco mafia State, by the former air hostess now Labour Party apparatchik, Judge Yvonne Murphy (the Roland Freisler of the Irish Republic) whose repeated show trial style reports purporting to investigate the Catholic Church represent nothing so much as an indictment of herself and all those who have acquiesced to her bigoted manipulations in order to stampede the peasantry away from the ancient faith and into quiescent atheistic pornographeyed servitude.

The Number Of The Beast: Biblically derived cipher indicating limitless evil concentrated in a personnage to wit "Let him who hath knowledge calculate the number of the beast for the number of the beast is the number of a man and that number is (045) 897302. Anybody calling from outside Ireland should add the international access prefix (00353) before dialling."