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Sunday, October 06, 2019

a brief but helpful guide to the gaelers

A political party styled Fine Gael (meaning We The Irish) currently governs the Republic of Ireland.
Its polity may be summed up by a simple enumeration of current stances on three main issues.

(1) Ireland's appalling suicide rate. Official statistics show between 500 and 700 suicides annually and are believed to significantly understate the real number. Fine Gael proposes to deal with the matter by abolishing the concept of suicide. A coroner conducting an investigation into someone's death will no longer be permitted to give a finding of suicide. Hey presto. No more suicide. That's Gaelerism.

(2) Ireland's enslavement to IRA mafia and Muslim clan gang supplied drugs and the takeover of Ireland's towns, villages and cities by the IRA and an estimated 130 associated international mafias. Fine Gael is proposing to legalise drug use. Overnight drug crime will drop to zero because Fine Gael have decided that poisoning men, women and children with drugs is no longer a crime. That's Gaelerism.

(3) The bankruptcy of Ireland's IRA controlled Stalinist State broadcaster RTE. Fine Gael is proposing to impose a poll tax on Irish citizens to force them to finance RTE with payments to be made annually. So even if you disapprove of RTE's bigoted anti Catholic pro IRA agendas, you still have to finance them. That's Gaelerism.

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