gypsies tramps and star ship captains

I was born in a spin off from the original show
Initial reviews were a little bit slow
Mr Worf would do whatever he could
Shoot a little photons
Shed a couple quarts of Romulan blood

Gypsies, tramps and star ship captains
You'd them all the people of the villages called us
Gypsies, tramps and star ship captains
But every night when a star'd explode
Or a computer overload
They'd watch another episode

 Met a Hollywood Exec on a brief excursion
Said quit TV for a cinema version
I was 47, he was 93...
Took me up to Beverley Hills
And Shatner would have killed him if he'd seen the Deal

Gypsies, tramps, and Picards
That's what the people of the towns all called us
Gypsies, tramps and Picards
But every night when a star'd explode
Or a computer overload
They'd watch another episode

I never told my agent but he signed me up
With his smooth southern style
Six months later the movie's a flop
And I haven't seen him for a while
No I haven't him for a while
Oh no
Oh oh

She was born in a spin off from the original show
Chacotay used to pose for the money they'd throw
Seven Of Nine would do whatever she could
Flirting with the androids
Shed a couple quarts of Klingon blood

Janeways, Kirks and Picards
You'd hear them all the people of the towns they called us
Janeways, Kirks and Picards
But every night when a star'd explode
Or a computer overload
They'd watch another episode

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