plato aristotle morons

Plato: "Does the IRA exist?"

Aristotle: "Yes."

Plato: "But does it really exist now in the present moment?"

Aristotle: "Yes it does."

Plato: "But what do we mean by yes."

Aristotle: "We mean the IRA exists and runs Ireland as a narco mafia State."

Plato: "But can we know that? What is knowing? What is existence? What is us? How can we say the IRA is real? Who are we to say it? What if reality is but a waking dream?"

Aristotle: "Stop being a bollocks."