the new irish national anthem

(This is to replace Sinn Fein's Blood Spattered Banner proposal since Sinn Fein have not managed to assume power in the election that the media deemed them to have won. The third largest party in parliament Fine Gael, while clearly losing the election with 35 seats in a parliament of 160, are somehow still the party of government. They therefore have first dibs on the new national anthem which with apologies to the 1980s British music combo styled China Crisis, goes something like this.)

Wake up wake up
We're kings in a Fine Gael style
With our minds made up
And our big suit business smile

Got another thing yo
So crucial in every way
We're gonna cure the flu
And throw democracy away

The residential party man
With dashing looks and a good sun tan
The residential elect man said
Whatever you vote
You get us instead

Ner ner ner nerdle ner
Ner ner ner nerdle ner

Wake up wake up
We're kings in a Fine Gael style
With our minds made up
And our big suit business smile

Got another thing yo
So crucial in every day
We're gonna cure the flu
By shutting down the economy

The residential Fine Gael flowers
Lose elections but stay in power
The residential Fine Gael man
Dancing now on the sinking sands
The residential elect man said
What you vote
You get us instead


Ner ner ner nerdle ner
Ner ner ner nerdle ner