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PRESENTERS WANTED AT RTE. The Irish national broadcaster RTE is hiring presenters. In order to maintain the atmosphere of rampant panic in Ireland regarding the recent very modest flu outbreak which the United Nations wishes to pretend is a pandemic, RTE will be hiring Corona Viruses to replace all its current programme presenters. No human beings will be allowed on air until the pandemic has passed or the UN has subverted the government and sovereignty of every independent country on earth, whichever comes first. These new jobs at RTE are open only to actual Corona Viruses and to Ted Walshe's daughter. No time wasters need apply. Prizes of a free car will be awarded to members of the public who can tell the difference between a Corona Virus and former presenters Ryan Tubridy and Miriam O'Callaghan. Applications by email only to mercymercywereallgonnadyeeeBox 19.