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Wednesday, March 11, 2020

the world health organisation orders you to panic

In the past day...
The World Health Organisation has pronounced the supposed outbreak of Corona Virus (which they've named Covid 19 for dramatic effect) a pandemic.
Caretaker Prime Minister of Ireland Leo Varadkar has stated that the death toll from Corona Virus in Ireland could reach 80,000. (Still much lower than the number of unborn children who will be executed because Leo Varadkar has legalised abortion.)
My Aunty Teresa has accused me of being a conspiracy theorist because I told her the best kept secret  in the world, namely that the Corona Virus is the ****ing flu.
We'll all be ruined says Hanrahan before the night is over.
Ho hum.
They should make Hanrahan Prime Minister of Ireland.
He'd be a model of calm compared to the present shower.

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