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Hitler: Vere is Churchill?

Radle: Vee did not get him, Mein Fuhrer.

Hitler: Ach! Bawls!

Radl: Fallschirmjager Colonel Michael Caine failed to get him.

Hitler: Zat guy was useless. I kept expecting him to say: "You bloody fool George." Why was that?

Radl: It was a line in a little known Neil Jordan film.

Hitler: All Neil Jordan films are little known, are zey not?

Radl: Ha, ha. Good one Mein Fuhrer. But the Americanishcer imperialists did give Neil Jordan a big budget once for a film called High Spirits which had wide distribution.

Hitler: What happened?

Radl: He spent it.

Hitler: And ze film?

Radl: It waas a slaughter. Neil Jordan's sole accomplishment in that movie was to make the eminently likeable imperialst Americanishcher actor Steve Guttenberg unlikeable.

Hitler: Ah Steve Guttenberg. He was great as Mahoney in Police Academy.

Radl: Yes. Ze best bit was when he went to Commandant Lassard to ask for permission to withdraw from the course. And Commandant Lassarde opens his file and says: "You can't quit. There's a note on your file that says your father has requested you be compelled to complete the course." And Mahoney says: "So I'm a prisoner here?" And Commandant Lassarde says: "We all are."

Hitler: Yes, zat was a great bit.