towards a theory of everything

 one should not underrate the zen like quality of garrulousness in budgies

it is the mystical keynote of the species

squawks and chirrups syncopated

convey a philosophy not so readily negated

true my little budgie's attitude to quantum physics is defined

by certain dispositive propensities of her mind

in fact i dare say she believes that all our human intellectual historiographical mathematical syllogistic speculations are just talk

rendered utterly irrelevant by squawk squawk squawk

budgie philosophers may thus quite legitimately conclude

that the human race is incurably crude

hopelessly adrift in a maelstrom of chaos and disorder

but occasionally pausing to do important things like cleaning out a budgie cage filling a seed dish or changing the water