an interview with the real ruler of ireland tony holohan government health adviser styled chief medical officer of the republic

 

JH: "Why are you and a coterie of largely unidentified left leaning doctors continually insisting on recurrent lockdowns of civil and commercial society in Ireland as a means of addressing a flu epidemic when the World Health Organisation is now recommending on health grounds against such lockdowns?"

Tony Holohan: "L'etat, c'est moi."

JH: "Why are elected governments deferring to you so slavishly? Why are other expert opinions being ignored? Is Ireland's suggestible, quiescent, conformist political class being dominated from the shadows by a miserable pissant little cabal of unelected unaccountable pseudo experts."

Tony Holohan: "Well I don't know about a miserable pissant little cabal . We're actually quite a significantly sized cabal. And we're cheery enough as we go about our business."

JH: "Have lockdowns been incepted and extended by an international left wing cabal in an attempt to damage Donald Trump's chances in the next American presidential election?"

Tony Holohan: "We're not trying to damage him. We want to destroy him. Take a line through Jane Fonda. This virus is a major opportunity for the left. We're not going to look a gift crisis in the mouth."

JH: "How can you justify this arrant manipulation of public policy by unelcted civil servants with medical degrees?"

Tony Holohan: "It's good to be the king."

JH: "You've deliberately inflated Corona virus death tolls with accountancy tricks."

Tony Holohan: "So sue me."

JH: "You declared elderly deaths and deaths of people with underlying fatal conditions as Corona virus deaths."

Tony Holohan: "Yeah. That was a good one."

JH: "You declared people as Corona virus deaths who hadn't even been tested for the Corona virus."

Tony Holohan: "That was another good one."

JH: "Your treatment of 90 year olds with dementia by refusing them family visitors and having the doctors and nurses at the bedside wearing radiation suits, probably killed them."

Tony Holohan: "You can't make an omelette with breaking some eggs, as Karl Marx used to say."

JH: "Do you think maybe some of your medical professional deliberately murdered patients under the cloak of the Corona virus? I'm thinking from my own personal experience of malefactors such as Donaldson at the Vista clinic, Andrew Boko Shingani in Naas hospital, and the nurse styling herself Ruth Abeabuchie in Tallaght hospital. Is it possible they might have availed of the flu epidemic to move from harming patients to killing them?"

Tony Holohan: "Welll duh-h-h-h-h."

JH: "Sweden managed without lockdowns. The policy of compulsory lockdowns stands discredited. Yet you persist in stampeding Ireland's parliamentarians into Soviet style denials of public freedoms under the guise of lockdowns. This policy is wrong. It cannot go on."

Tony Holohan: (Exploding.) "But think of the power."

JH: "You're Eric Cartman aren't you?"

Tony Holohan: "I... am... God!"

JH: "I think you're Eric Cartman."

Tony Holohan: "Him too."