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 (President Trump's election diary)

The big day is getting closer.

The haters in the media made such a fuss about Vice President Mike Pence not having the Corona Virus last month.

Such a surprise.

Totally unnecessary testing him.

I ask you.

How the hell could Pence have the virus?

He'd never even been in the broom cupboard with Hope Hicks.

The Democrats are trying to suggest that the discovery of incriminating emails on Hunter Biden's laptop computer by a computer repair shop owner is somehow an attempt by Russian President Vladmir Putin to help me.

Those idiots.

They can't even tell the difference between a Russian special teams covert operation and a Mafia hit job.

Maybe I'll ask the Gambinos to explain it to them.

Fuggeddaboudit.