storms in tea cups caused by climate change experts agree or by the confederacy of dunces

 

"Did you read broadcaster Brian Byrne's website today?"

"Well I don't normally admit to reading it."

"He has a photo of a trader's premises with a sign in the window saying Vaccines Save Lives. Come on. Did you see it?"

I sighed deeply like a heffalump in pain.

"Alright I saw it. You know I can't help thinking that if our atheistic abortionist contraceptivist divorcenik transgenderist government told people to eat dog shite, Brian Byrne would be out there in the street with a spoon leading the way."