idea for a novelty music video in aid of charity

 

The song is a parody of Al Stewart's Year Of The Cat.

Year Of The First Series Of Star Trek

On a morning from the first ever series of Star Trek

On a planet made of papier mache

You go strolling through a time portal like William Shatner

Starting his day

She comes out of the sun

In a short skirt

Running

In black boots in the rain

Don't bother asking

For explanations

That's regulation Star Fleet Uniform for women

In the year of the first series

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The year of the first series

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Morning comes and she's still with you

And the star ship and the Klingons are gone

And you've thrown away your phaser

You've lost your communicator thingie

So you've got to stay on

Near the blue tiled walls

Of the market stalls

There's a hidden door she leads you to

I know it's crazy she says but unless you kill me

Hitler wins World War Two

In the year of the first series

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The year of the first series

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She looks at you so coolly

And her eyes shine

Like incense in heaven

And she loves you

Oh so truly

But you find Spock waiting outside

In the year of the first series

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The year of the first series

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So the drumbeat strains

Of the  night remain

And the rhythm of your broken heart

You got lucky finding Joan Collins in a time portal

But now you've got to part

In the year of the first series

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The year of the first series

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