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There was consternation at a medical clinic in Kilcullen today when Isaac Hayes, also known as the character Chef from the opprobrious television cartoon Southpark, burst into the room and began singing thusly:

"Hey everybody have you seen my vaccine

It's big and chocolaty and brown

If you need a quick pick me up

They put my vaccine in your mouth

Oooooooh

Suck on my chocolate salty vaccine

Stick it in your mouth

It's flavoursome and good for you

Oooh

Suck on my chocolate salty vaccine

It's bite sized nutritious and healthy too

Suck on my vaccine

Ner ner nerdle ner ner

Ner ner ner nerdle ner ner ner

Ner ner ner nerdle ner ner ner

Ner ner nerdle ner ner ner

Half a pound of vanilla

Two tea spoons of egg whites

Mixed in with some unborn babies we murdered earlier

Until it's just right

Hey everybody have you seen my vaccine

It's big and chocolaty and brown

If you think you might get a Corona virus

Then put my vaccine in your mouth

Oooooh

Suck on my chocolate salty vaccine

Stick it in your mouth

It's bite sized and good for you

Oooooh

Suck on my chocolate salty vaccine

You'll live forever

You know it's true

Suck on my vaccine

Ner ner ner nerdle ner ner

Ner ner nerdle ner ner nern nern

At this point Albert Bourla the chief executive of the Pfizer pharmaceutical company and Pascal Soriot the chief executive of the Astra Zeneca pharmaceutical company also burst into the room and joined Chef to sing a few verses themselves.

The two men sang as follows:

"Half a gallon of anti depressants

A generation hooked up tight

Some riddilin for the kiddies

Melted

And chemical gender suppressants for the under fives

Now turn the oven to three fitty

And launch a publicity campaign in bankrupt corporatist left wing media groups

Gerrymander the statistics

Because I hate it when public hysteria droops

Put it in your mouth baby

Don't worry about the blood clots

That only happens in Norway

as does the blindness, deafness, strokes and sudden deaths

Hey everybody have you seen our vaccine

It's big and chocolaty and brown

If you want to live forever

Then just be clever

Put our vaccine in your mouth

Oooooh

Suck on our chocolate salty vaccines

Put em in your mouth

They're bite sized and good for you

Ooooh

Suck on our chocolate salty vaccines

Suck em down

You know that's what you gotta do

Suck on our vaccines

Ner ner nerdle ner ner ner

Ner ner nerdle ner ner"