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As the artificially induced covid virus panic begins to collapse under the weight of its own contradictions, major Irish media groups have announced formal name changes: The State run broadcaster RTE will henceforth be called Russia Today; The bankrupt (morally and financially) Irish Independent newspaper will be retitled Komsomolskaya Pravda; The equally bankrupt (morally and financially) Irish Times will henceforth go by the monicker Izvestia. This is the second name change in recent years for the anti Catholic atheistic abortionist euthanasist contraceptivist divorcenik life in test tubesist transgenderist Irish Times which in its hour of triumph after the legalisation of abortion in 2018 had briefly opted to go full Nazi with a name change to Beobachter Zeitung. On a more small town note, in honour of his Covid coverage, Kilcullen broadcaster author journalist Brian Byrne is changing the name of his website from A Kilcullen Diary to Limitless Conformist Bollocksology R Us. Likewise Kilcullen's most famous community activist Noel Clare who as a secondary school teacher gave her first training in the sciences to the creator of Astra Zeneca's homicidal vaccine (it killed BBC radio presenter Lisa Shaw) Teresa Lambe, will be changing his name to Doctor Strangelove Or How I Came To Stop Worrying And Love Corporate Pharmaceutical Companies. The drug dealing Moloney gang will be taking up knitting. Kinneavey the thug ex cop will be joining a monastery. The clan gang operating out of the Alke Babish chipper will actually try to make a living from selling chips. The Hutch gang will cease their murders in order to present large scale theatre shows, the first being a joint venture production with the newly repentent Kinahane gang of The Sound Of Music. Finally the Feminist Movement in Ireland has issued a public statement of apology promising to no longer seek to hijack the murders of women in Ireland as part of their agenda to make maleness illegal.