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Himmler: "The Fuhrer wants to know have you successfully kidnapped Winston Churchill."

Kurt Steiner: "Well it depends what you mean by success. What is success when you get down to it? Is it to accomplish what the world calls success? Or is it to bring a smile to just one person?"

Himmler: "Have you got Churchill?"

Kurt Steiner: "Er. no."

Himmler: "So you failed."

Kurt Steiner: "No. We just succeeded in a different way."

Himmler: "What way?"

Kurt Steiner: "We succeeded in not getting him."

Himmler: "You dumkopf Caine."