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Tuesday, November 03, 2009

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MIRROR MIRROR IN THE SEWER
Interesting article in the low rent Irish edition of the low rent British tabloid Daily lowrent Mirror (real beneficial owner once thought to be Mr Tony O'Reilly esq). The article, on page 14, concerned a Dublin gospel choir who style themselves The Dublin Gospel Choir. There was a lovely photograph of the group looking bright and breezy. They are about to release an album entitled Doing Their Thing. The launch is at a Dublin venue called Tripod this weekend. Yes interesting article indeed. Some of the tabloids are starting to adopt an occasionally Christian pose as they draw near to complete collapse in the market place. It's their last throw of the dice. On page 38 of the same edition of the low rent Daily Mirror, you find a truer reflection of the low rent ethos of the low rent Daily Mirror. Page 38 features the low rent contact numbers and low rent sleaze photographs advertising the low rent phone sex lines which the low rent Daily Mirror profits from as part of its desperate attempts to stave off extinction. Perhaps The Dublin Gospel Choir would care to ask itself whether appearing in a newspaper that exploits women and men through the dissemination of phone sex lines, is really compatible with the Gospel, Christianity or even being in a choir. Goodbye Daily Mirror. Goodbye. I never really had a chance to get to know you. When you reach hell give my regards to the Johnston Press. Goodbye.

A PSYCHO IN KILKENNY
The Irish tax payer will once more bail out a psychotically murderous employee of the health service whose mistreatment of a pregnant woman at Kilkenny hospital caused that woman's daughter to be born brain damaged. The health service, the nurses trade union, and the psycho's lawyers devised a legalistic defence for the psycho's vile attempts to torture, damange and violate both the pregnant woman and the pregnant woman's unborn child. The psycho is a mid wife at the hospital. The specially devised legalistic defence, contrived by the lawyers, the union and the health board, purely to keep that psycho in her job, that is in a position to commit ever yet more inhuman crimes whilst hiding in plain view, was that the psycho wasn't qualified to read the monitors attached to the mother and therefore didn't know she was slowly destroying the baby when she sneeringly refused the mother's pleas in extremis for treatment. The psycho also deliberately attempted to put the mother in fear and jeopardy but that's another story. The child's life was saved when a doctor entered the room by chance and glanced at the monitor which showed the baby was being executed. The psycho still works at the hospital in Kilkenny. The Irish tax payer is bailing out the pyscho to the tune of millions of dollars which were awarded in an Irish court to the mother of the little girl.

WHO WILL SAVE MY CHILDREN?
The French government has moved to stave off collapse at several readerless French newspapers with a billion dollar gift of free money. That is to say with money taken from the public coffers. (French people coff so much because they all smoke.) The bail out includes flagship readerless cultural icons such as Le Monde and Le Figaro. Meanwhile in America several similarly readerless cultural icons, ie newspapers, are seeking similar billion dollar largesse from President Obama. The loss making readerless New York Times and the loss making readerless Washington Compost think they're entitled to the same tranche of tax payer's cash that Barack gave the car companies and the banks. I'd say their chances are pretty good. Brer Jimmy Carter never forgets his friends. And in Merrie England our old friends the Johnston Press are part of yet another consortium of losers (Heelers means newspapers - Ed note) who've made representations to Prime Minister Gordon Brown seeking, surprise surprise, free cash and plenty of it. The problem with indebting the general public to save businesses that have no customers is that eventually you're throwing so much money at the failures that money itself becomes worthless. My counsel to Gordon Brown is that the Johnston Press is not worth collapsing the currency of Great Britain for. Well that's my two cents worth. I mean my 150 billion dollars worth. I wonder will Tony O'Reilly's anti Catholic crew at Independent Newspapers, and those heroic Bolshevick Islamists at the Irish Times be tempted seek their own pound of billions from Ireland's corrupt kleptocratic Fianna Fail government. I think perhaps they might.

NIGHT WIND AND STARS

Allanis Morisette singing The Star Spangled Banner this evening at a baseball stadium in Philadelphia. Her performance is ragged and beautiful. Around her stands an honour guard of lantern jawed marines and stone faced New York cops. The Americans still have some sense of nation. They are all that stands between the world now and dark Islamic night.

GHOSTIES AND GHOULIES
Good to see Dublin's Muslim crime gang terror franchisees the Black Jackets out and about on Grafton Street during the Halloween holidays. Some of them appear to have figured out how to use cameras and are to be seen taking pictures of Irish people on a daily basis. I wonder why they're doing that. Those of you who wish to meet the Black Jackets may gain personal experience of them at the Kylemore Foodlife Cafe in the Stephens Green Centre where one of their members is manager and more are waiters, and in the Stephens Green Centre itself, where several of their members have jobs in security, at the Westbury hotel and in Bewleys cafe where Black Jacket waiters will tend to your every terror and whose former employee Mr Amrahsser was the very first Black Jacket to set his little gang on me way back in 2001/2002, and at the Ilac Centre on Henry Street where another Black Jacket member is on the security staff, (the Ilac Centre Black Jacket is known as Smokey The Muslim because his particular joy in life is to follow Ilac Centre customers down to the public toilets and trigger the smoke alarm while they're in the cubicles, he does this at least once a day, and management really should know about it as I hear business has not been too good at the Ilac Centre of late) and in the many city centre streets where Black Jackets pretend to be sign holders for businesses like The Farm restaurant, and Timberland clothing. The job of sign holder gives them a cover for loitering in the streets while carrying out their real nefarious businesses of monitoring, harassment, intimidation, distribution and dealing. Who controls the streets controls the world, as another famous Muslim Adolf Hitler once said.

THE UNITED NATIONS BUNGLES ANOTHER ONE
United Nations staffers overturned the recent Afghan elections even though those elections had convincingly returned Hamid Karzai to the Presidency of Afghanistan. The United Nations staffers insisted the elections were invalid solely because anti American elements among the United Nations staffers wanted to discredit the American liberation of Afghanistan. The United Nations staffers wished to sabotage Afghan democracy by handing Al Qaeda and the The Taliban this propaganda coup. The runner up candidate Abdullah Abdullah knew from the beginning that he didn't have the numbers required to win. But he was unable to resist the short term ego trip of claiming the elections were flawed after he lost. Now he has withdrawn from the United Nations staffers' personally brokered rerun. Seriously though, they're doing a brilliant job.

STRAW ON THE WIND
British Home Secretary Jack Straw on a television panel show claimed that public concerns about Muslim immigration were merely a modern reflection of fascistic phobias about something Straw called "the other." Nice trendy 1960's style analysis there Jack. Doesn't quite cover the mess we're in though, does it. Here's why I want Muslim immigration stopped and reversed. Since Nine Eleven, Muslims have blown up trains and buses in London, torched French cities, murdered a Dutch Prime Minister, murdered a Dutch film director, stabbed the mayor of Paris in an attempt to murder him, tortured and murdered Jewish people in France, blown up trains in Madrid, attempted to poison the water supply in Rome, beaten a teenager to death with baseball bats on Grafton Street in Dublin, murdered hundreds of school children in Beslan Russia, murdered theatre goers in Moscow, downed Russian airliners, murdered Chinese police officers in Xinjiang, murdered hundreds of Chinese civilians in Xinjiang, attacked Chinese people with syringes in Xinjiang, fought two separate sneak wars against Israel in 2006 using the Hamas and Hezbollah Iranian proxy armies, continued to attempt to destroy the State of Israel and the Jewish people by any means possible, blew up trains in India, attacked the Indian parliament killing 14 people, murdered 187 people in Bombay during a terror attack, murdered the British man who had accepted the position of coach to the Pakistan cricket team a murder which took place ostensibly because of Pakistan's defeat in the Cricket World Cup in a match against Ireland which I'm sorry to say was fixed, (yes I'm asserting the murder was carried out by the Pakistan cricket player who giggled like a school girl when asked whether he had strangled that particular human being and I'm also postulating that the Scotland Yard Investigation found nothing because it didn't want to find anything because the Scotland Yard investigators were Muslims), murdered Pakistani politician Benazir Bhutto so as to deny the Pakistani people their choice of her as Prime Minister, murdered thousands of other people in Pakistan, blinded school girls with acid in Afghanistan, murdered school girls in Afghanistan for the crime of going to school, murdered teachers in Afghanistan for teaching in schoools, murdered thousands of people in Afghanistan for no reason at all, murdered and displaced thousands of people in Thailand as part of a secessionist war, murdered and displaced thousands of people in the Philippines as part of a secessionist war, seceded Kosovo from Serbia as part of a secessionist war, imposed murder and terror in country's they already rule across Africa, Arabia and the Middle East, beat fifteen school girls fleeing a fire back into the flames at their school in Saudi Arabia because the girls fled the fire without putting on their veils, shouted at British troops in the streets of the United Kingdom "Anglian soldiers go to hell," murdered dozens of people around the world because a Danish newspaper published cartoons featuring a representation of their prophet, plotted to assassinate the Canadian Prime Minister and sundry members of parliament, murdered untold numbers of Muslim women and girls for daring to have boyfriends or wear dresses or just be normal girls, drowned seven Muslim women in one particular Canadian town in the space of a month, attempted to criminalise the writer Mark Steyn with a fraudulent human rights case when Mark Steyn reported the statement of a Muslim Imam that Muslims would take over Europe by breeding like mosquitos, murdered Australians by bombing night clubs in Bali, torched forests in Australia, continued their manifold attempts to down aeroplanes using laser beams directed from the ground into cockpits hoping to blind the pilots coming into land, continued their manifold attempts to sow panic on commerical airlines by posing as passengers and shouting loudly in Arabic just before take off, harassed and intimidated Irish people on the streets of Dublin and other Irish towns, imposed psychoticised Islamist civil war on much of Africa, and finally, yes finally, have continued to devise plan after plan to commit mass murder in every country of the planet earth with the perverse intent of imposing a lunatic morally bereft 7th century Islamic dictatorship on all humanity. Jack you think it's fascistic to be afraid of the other? Frankly Jack I'm f---ing terrified. Hoo boy. Jack Straw you are a trendy fellow. Tremendously concerned about the environment apparently. It was so touching when you apologised to that Afro Carribean woman for calling her Afro Carribean when she preferred the incorrect term African Carribean. Trendy indeed Jack. Why you're positively groovy. But do you really think trendy and groovy is what we need at the moment? You have hung around too long for any good you have been doing. In the name of God, please go.

FAKING IT
My assessment of self styled clairvoyant Dubliner Joe Coleman and his claims to be receiving visions of the mother of God is negative. My assessment of all Mr Coleman's claims is that he is lying. My assessment of broadcaster Joe Duffy's interview with Mr Coleman on RTE radio is that the interview was so soft and unintrusive simply because broadcaster Joe Duffy has a prior acquaintanceship with the confidence trickster fake visionary Joe Coleman whose childhood family home was beside broadcaster Joe Duffy's childhood family home. My assessment of the motivation of Irish newspapers and the RTE national broadcasting service in publishing Mr Coleman's prior announcements of the dates for his fake apparitions and their location at a Catholic shrine, is that the media are fully aware Mr Coleman is a liar and wish to create as much public attention for him as possible with a view to discrediting the whole notion of visions generally and with an even more explicit view towards creating maximum disruption and vexation within the Catholic church in particular. I hereby submit my assessments for public consideration.

THE MONICA LEECH LAUGH IN
The Monica Leech Laugh In has been cancelled today due to lack of interest. I expect to have a vision of Monica Leech tomorrow night around 3am when I am writing The Heelers Diaries. This does not imply I am having an affair with Monica Leech or that I have any real acquaintanceship with Monica Leech whatsoever, or indeed that I really will have a vision of any Monica Leech who happens to exist in the real world, particularly if such a vision could be deemed justification for Eamon DeValera's grandson Judge Liberal instructing me to pay any such Monica Leech 1.87 million quid.

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