a blog article ian o'doherty of independent newspapers will not be plagiarising
Leafing through a copy of the Irish Independent yesterday, I came upon an article by Paedophile Ian O'Doherty.
This copy of the Irish Independent had been left in a cafe.
Leaving copies of the Irish Independent in cafes is the one thousand five hundred million dollar indebted Independent Newspapers company's last desperate attempt to preserve brand recognition for its failing titles.
Indebted.
I mean they owe 1.5 billion dollars to creditors.
So I leafed through the Anti Catholic Irish Independent and came to Paedophile Ian O'Doherty's column.
For many years Paedophile Ian O'Doherty has trafficked in cheap snide joyless atheistic resentment filled rip offs of my own writings.
Today Paedophile Ian O'Doherty's attempt at a rip off of my humour column contained a sneering headline directed at Pope Benedict.
Paedophile Ian O'Doherty's sneering headline directed at Pope Benedict read: "Aw Did Diddums Get Upset Over Child Abuse Allegations."
Hmmm.
I'll have to ask for a Judge's ruling on this one.
On Tuesday Jan 12th 2010 I wrote an article in The Heelers Diaries entitled Jihad Knickerbocker Glories. It was about the Nigerian Muslim Al Qaeda agent who attempted to detonate explosives attached to his penis in order to bring down a jet liner at Christmas. My article contained a reference to a Muslim thug in Britain whose Al Qaeda affiliated organisation had recently been banned by the Home Secretary. I wrote:
"Aw blessums, did Home Secretariums stop diddums from his attempts to turn Britain into an Islamic dictatorshipums."
Superb writing that.
Indubitablyums.
If I hadn't written it, I might have been tempted to plagiarise it myself.
On Friday Nov 6th 2009, I wrote an article in The Heelers Diaries entitled Rivers Of Blood. The article was about Muslim Al Qaeda agent Hassan Malik's murder of 13 soldiers and an unborn baby at Fort Hood in the United States. On the night of the murders, Hassan Malik's relatives had been allowed to go on Fox News claiming Hassan Malik had been bullied in the army and that Hassan Malik had been denied opportunities for promotion. These allegations were an obscene tissue of lies contrived by Hassan Malik's family before the bodies of Hassan Malik's victims were even cold. At the time I wrote in response to the false suggestions being propagated as an alibi for mass murder by Hassan Malik's family:
"Aw. Poor little Muslim Major Hassan Malik. Did the evil American soldiers upset Diddums? Is that why Diddums murdered 13 of them and an unborn baby?"
Classic insights there.
Okay folks.
Now look at Paedophile Ian O'Doherty's plagiarism of my insightful and eloquent indictments of Islamic evil.
Paedophile Ian O'Doherty simply took my gentle heartfelt and truly humanitarian stylings and perverted them into a sneer at the Pope.
Remember what Paedophile Ian O'Doherty wrote of Pope Benedict yesterday: "Aw did Diddums get upset..."
So clearly Ian O'Doherty is a thieving gypsy bastard.
Still, you've got to suspect I've made things a little less fun for him than they might have been.
By the way, Paedophile Ian O'Doherty is known as Paedophile Ian O'Doherty because last year he propagated a grotesque lie in the Anti Catholic Irish Independent, asserting falsely, maliciously and malignly, that the Catholic Church is a paedophile ring.
At a stroke he viciously calumniated and betrayed hundreds of millions of people.
With absolutely no consequences for himself.
At that moment the law ceased to function in the Republic of Ireland.
Clearly since O'Doherty and Independent Newspapers were slandering millions of decent people by calling them paedophiles, clearly the decent people were perfectly entitled to throw the term right back where it came from.
That's what I've been doing.
Whenever the mood takes me.
When a scruff like O'Doherty and a bankrupt rag like the Irish Independent can indulge in such casual incitement to hatred by calling me and every other Catholic a paedophile, we are indeed close to the rule of barbarism.
They've started by murdering reputations.
The other murders will come later.
This is a persecution of the Church.
Still, in my own humble way I've made O'Doherty's lie slightly less profitable for Independent Newspapers than it might have been.
What goes around comes around as we do say in the trade.
And Paedophile Ian O'Doherty isn't looking all that happy these days.
Misery, even cretinous misery, always knows when it's miserable.
Picture him.
He sits there in his darkened room, with his Mayo hoor, in a pile of birth control pills, anti depressants and used tissues, surrounded by wafts of cannabinoid fumes, stray animals defecating on the carpet, in a chamber devoid of any semblance of spiritual joy except perhaps for the creased photocopies of The Heelers Diaries lying in bundles on a table, and sitting thusly, hoor and hack murmur to each other in desolate magnificence: "Everybody in the world is stupid except us."
This copy of the Irish Independent had been left in a cafe.
Leaving copies of the Irish Independent in cafes is the one thousand five hundred million dollar indebted Independent Newspapers company's last desperate attempt to preserve brand recognition for its failing titles.
Indebted.
I mean they owe 1.5 billion dollars to creditors.
So I leafed through the Anti Catholic Irish Independent and came to Paedophile Ian O'Doherty's column.
For many years Paedophile Ian O'Doherty has trafficked in cheap snide joyless atheistic resentment filled rip offs of my own writings.
Today Paedophile Ian O'Doherty's attempt at a rip off of my humour column contained a sneering headline directed at Pope Benedict.
Paedophile Ian O'Doherty's sneering headline directed at Pope Benedict read: "Aw Did Diddums Get Upset Over Child Abuse Allegations."
Hmmm.
I'll have to ask for a Judge's ruling on this one.
On Tuesday Jan 12th 2010 I wrote an article in The Heelers Diaries entitled Jihad Knickerbocker Glories. It was about the Nigerian Muslim Al Qaeda agent who attempted to detonate explosives attached to his penis in order to bring down a jet liner at Christmas. My article contained a reference to a Muslim thug in Britain whose Al Qaeda affiliated organisation had recently been banned by the Home Secretary. I wrote:
"Aw blessums, did Home Secretariums stop diddums from his attempts to turn Britain into an Islamic dictatorshipums."
Superb writing that.
Indubitablyums.
If I hadn't written it, I might have been tempted to plagiarise it myself.
On Friday Nov 6th 2009, I wrote an article in The Heelers Diaries entitled Rivers Of Blood. The article was about Muslim Al Qaeda agent Hassan Malik's murder of 13 soldiers and an unborn baby at Fort Hood in the United States. On the night of the murders, Hassan Malik's relatives had been allowed to go on Fox News claiming Hassan Malik had been bullied in the army and that Hassan Malik had been denied opportunities for promotion. These allegations were an obscene tissue of lies contrived by Hassan Malik's family before the bodies of Hassan Malik's victims were even cold. At the time I wrote in response to the false suggestions being propagated as an alibi for mass murder by Hassan Malik's family:
"Aw. Poor little Muslim Major Hassan Malik. Did the evil American soldiers upset Diddums? Is that why Diddums murdered 13 of them and an unborn baby?"
Classic insights there.
Okay folks.
Now look at Paedophile Ian O'Doherty's plagiarism of my insightful and eloquent indictments of Islamic evil.
Paedophile Ian O'Doherty simply took my gentle heartfelt and truly humanitarian stylings and perverted them into a sneer at the Pope.
Remember what Paedophile Ian O'Doherty wrote of Pope Benedict yesterday: "Aw did Diddums get upset..."
So clearly Ian O'Doherty is a thieving gypsy bastard.
Still, you've got to suspect I've made things a little less fun for him than they might have been.
By the way, Paedophile Ian O'Doherty is known as Paedophile Ian O'Doherty because last year he propagated a grotesque lie in the Anti Catholic Irish Independent, asserting falsely, maliciously and malignly, that the Catholic Church is a paedophile ring.
At a stroke he viciously calumniated and betrayed hundreds of millions of people.
With absolutely no consequences for himself.
At that moment the law ceased to function in the Republic of Ireland.
Clearly since O'Doherty and Independent Newspapers were slandering millions of decent people by calling them paedophiles, clearly the decent people were perfectly entitled to throw the term right back where it came from.
That's what I've been doing.
Whenever the mood takes me.
When a scruff like O'Doherty and a bankrupt rag like the Irish Independent can indulge in such casual incitement to hatred by calling me and every other Catholic a paedophile, we are indeed close to the rule of barbarism.
They've started by murdering reputations.
The other murders will come later.
This is a persecution of the Church.
Still, in my own humble way I've made O'Doherty's lie slightly less profitable for Independent Newspapers than it might have been.
What goes around comes around as we do say in the trade.
And Paedophile Ian O'Doherty isn't looking all that happy these days.
Misery, even cretinous misery, always knows when it's miserable.
Picture him.
He sits there in his darkened room, with his Mayo hoor, in a pile of birth control pills, anti depressants and used tissues, surrounded by wafts of cannabinoid fumes, stray animals defecating on the carpet, in a chamber devoid of any semblance of spiritual joy except perhaps for the creased photocopies of The Heelers Diaries lying in bundles on a table, and sitting thusly, hoor and hack murmur to each other in desolate magnificence: "Everybody in the world is stupid except us."
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