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Saturday, October 08, 2011

oprah winfrey discovers why its dangerous to collude in the use of frivolous legalisms to get satanic psycho killers out of jail

Oprah is in her plush Manhattan apartment baking brownies.
There is a knock on the door.
Oprah opens it.
Oprah says: "Oh Amanda. What are you doing here? You want to talk about an appearance on my show? Come in. Would you like a brownie. You can sit down if you like. Amanda. Amanda? What are you doing? Why do you have that knife? Wait. Why are you doing this. I helped you. I helped you. I had your odious family on my chatshow and we talked about your slaughter of Meredith Kercher as though you were the victim. Oh Amanda have pity. You would never have been released without meeeee. Please Amandaaa. No Amanda. Have mercy Amandaaa. Pleeeease Amanda. Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."


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