mtv on the heelers diaries

Flicking through the channels on the Sexevision.
And lo!
MTV is playing Alannah Miles' classic homage to Elvis called Black Velvet.
The thing is a work of art.
Yet she has updated it.
Alannah Miles sings:

"Dublin city
In the middle of a dry spell
The Church being persecuted
By pseudo Judicial abortionist skanks
Marxian atheists
Hijacking the Irish government
The citizens being rackrented
To bail out idiot gangster banks
And when Ian O'Doherty sneers
That the Catholic Church is a a paedophile ring
He thinks he's unaccountable
That there's no law for him
Paedophile Ian O'Doherty
You can see his sneering smile
Paedophile Ian O'Doherty
Across the southern sky
A new religion
That'll bring Independent Newspapers to its knees
Paedophile Ian O'Doherty
If you please
Ner ner ner
Ner ner ner
Doodle dee doodle doo
Up in Independent House
The drugs are like a heatwave
Someone purporting to be Ian O'Doherty
Is leaving threats on my answering machine
He's already threatened me
In the pages of the newspaper
Classy guy
By which I mean worthless and obscene
And when he slanders us so cool
Oh me or you
He thinks there's no law for us
That we can't kick up a fuss
Paedophile Ian O'Doherty
You can see his sneering smile
Paedophile Ian O'Doherty
It fills the southern sky
A new religion
That'll bring Independent Newspapers to its knees
Paedophile Ian O'Doherty
If you ple-e-e-ase
Ner, ner ner
Ner ner ner
If you ple-e-e-e-ease
If you ple-e-e-e-e-e-ease"

Well gentle travellers of the internet.
Allanah Miles is a talented and individualistic singer, and I normally support her in everything she does.
But this time I can't help wishing she'd restricted herself to singing about Elvis, and not keep bringing lads into her songs who are threatening to break my fingers.