the monica leech laugh in

Two brassers are sitting in adjoining seats on Dublin's violent assault filled end of the world downfall of humanity take your life in your hands Luas tram system.
The girls are chatting happily while injecting each other with heroin.
"Have you ever been caught by the fuzz?" wonders one.
"No but I have been swung round by the tits," replies her friend matter of factly.