from the heelers emails

This in my inbox...


From: Seamus Martin
To: James Healy


Sir.
On your blog The Heelers Diaries you have made four salient assertions about me.
For your information:
1. Neither I nor my brother Diarmuid (the Archbishop of Dublin) are KGB agents.
2. I do not own an apartment in Paris.
3. I am not now nor have I ever been political editor of the Irish Times.
4. I do write for the Irish Times.
I suppose one out of four is not too bad.
Seamus Martin.