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Friday, June 10, 2016

star bores scene two

Scene: Obi Wan Kenobi (Ben) is discussing matters with the young Luke Thighstalker.

Ben: Darth Vader was my most promising student. And my greatest failure.

Luke: In what way?

Ben: He became consumed by the Dark Side of the Force.

Luke: You mean it ate him?

Ben: (Like Captain Mainwaring) Stupid boy. No. He became morbidly obsessed with it. Couldn't talk about anything else. It was 'Dark Side of the Force this, Dark Side of the Force that, here a Dark Side, there a Dark Side, everywhere a Dark Side, old McDonald had a Dark Side, Eee, eye, eee, eye, ohhh.

Luke: Oh.

Ben: It was very annoying.


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