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Saturday, June 11, 2016

star bores scene three

Luke and Darth Vader are having a dramatic light sabre duel. They battle back and forth. Suddenly their swords are locked together. Luke and Vader are wrestling face to face. Luke hears a strange disembodied ethereal voice. It is the ghost of Obi Wan Kenobi.

Obi Wan Kenobi: Lu-u-u-ke. Trust in the Force. Give him a root in the ba-w-w-w-ls.

Luke: (Excited) Ben! Ben! Is that you?

(Darth Vader gives Luke a root in the bawls. Sound FX: Vunnchhhh.)

Darth Vader: Great idea. Thanks for very much.

(Luke keels over clutching his cules.)


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