The Heelers Diaries

the fantasy world of ireland's greatest living poet

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Sunday, June 11, 2017

mystic pizza

In the wee small hours I besought the Deity.
"Oh Lord," I cried, "what is the answer to this weight gain problem?"
And the God of the Hebrews, or possibly my imagination, replied:
"Listen Heelers, one thing's for sure. The answer isn't going to be rashers, eggs and chicken Kievs washed down with lashings of ginger beer and copious cups of coffee at five o'clock in the middle of the night."


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