are you an eejit

(Take the Heelers Diaries quiz and find out.)

1. When flood plains on the river Shannon flood periodically, is the cause
(a) Climate Change.
(b) Flood plains flooding periodically because they're beside rivers and they're flood plains.

2. Were the Australian forest fires of the last twelve months caused by
(a) Climate Change.
(b) The arsonists, including at least two Firemen and several known Al Qaeda operatives, whom the Australians have caught starting the fires.

3. The sudden winning of 37 seats in Ireland's 160 seat parliament by Sinn Fein, party political proxies of the drug dealing, people trafficking, child abusing IRA mafia, was caused by
(a) Climate Change.
(b) A decisive voting bloc of half a million immigrants among Ireland's estimated three million electorate, trafficked to Ireland by the IRA along with two hundred thousand fraudulently registered ghost voters.

FIND OUT HOW YOU DID.
If you answered mostly a's, you're not an eejit. You're a complete ******* eejit.