healy's unlikely but true

(We need to get Jack Palance to perform these.)

British pop singer Jonah Lewie was beheaded today in the Islamic Republic of Iran.
He had attempted to stand for the Presidency of Iran on a policy platform of stopping the cavalry.
The Ayatollah Zoltar announced the execution, stating: "Allah u akbar! Jihad! Nyah ha ha Gee Force!"
Mr Lewie's last words are said to have been: "Wait. No. Please. Argh."
Unlikely... but true.