holohan's bawls

(Or how I came to stop worrying and love the flu.) 

In the land of Ireland the people were voting

Tony Holohan he had a great plan

Though never elected become Chief Medical Officer

And shut the whole ****ing country down

Six long months I slept in Dublin

Six long months doing nothing at all

Six long months I slept in Dublin

Learning to dance to Holohan's bawls

Prime Minister Micheal Martin: "I stepped out."

Alternating Prime Minister Leo Varadkar: "I stepped in again."

Micheal Martin: "I stepped out."

Leo Varadkar: "And I stepped in."

Michael Martin: "I stepped out."

Leo Varadkar: "And I stepped in again."

Micheal and Leo: "Learning to dance to Holohan's bawls."

Seven long months I slept in Dublin

Seven long months doing nuttin at all

Seven long months I slept in Dublin

Learning to dance to Holohan's bawls

The Gaelers were down to 35 seats

Even with the Failers they couldn't get in

A dozen Greens gave them the numbers

To legalise drugs and making petrol a sin

Eight long months I slept in Dublin

Eight long months doing nothing at all

Eight long months I slept in Dublin

Learning to dance to Holohan's bawls

Leo Varadkar: "I stepped out."

Micheal Martin: "I stepped in again."

Leo Varadkar: "I stepped out."

Micheal Martin: "And I stepped in."

Micheal Martin: "I stepped out."

Leo Varadkar: "And I stepped in again."

Leo and Micheal: "Learning to dance to Holohan's bawls."

Nine long months I slept in Dublin

Nine long months doing nothing at all

Nine long months I slept in Dublin

Learning to dance to Holohan's bawls

The Greens they taxed all cars from existence

You had to drive a hair dryer to work

Sinn Fein and the Rah had clockwork machine guns

All because of those Green Party jerks

Ten long months I slept in Dublin

Ten long months doing nuttin at all

Ten long months I slept in Dublin

Learning to dance to Holohan's bawls

Micheal Martin: "I stepped out."

Leo Varadkar: "And I stepped in again."

Micheal: "I stepped out."

Leo: "And I stepped in."

Micheal: "I stepped out."

Leo: "And I stepped in again."

Micheal and Leo: "Learning to dance to Holohan's bawls."

Chief Medical Officer Tony Holohan

Said shut down the country or else you'll all die

We closed down the shops, the steets and the churches

Freedom and culture as easy as pie

Gaelers and Failers and Greens in the government

Banning the car

Drive a hair dryer to work

Pretending you want to protect the environment

All in the name of twelve Green Party jerks

Eleven  long months I slept in Dublin

Eleven long months doing nuttin at all

Eleven long months I slept in Dublin

Learning to dance to Holohan's bawls

Leo: "I stepped out."

Micheal: "And I stepped in again."

Leo: "I stepped out."

Micheal: "And I stepped in."

Leo: "I stepped out."

Micheal: "And I stepped in again."

Leo and Micheal: "Learning to dance to Holohan's bawls."

Twelve long months I slept in Dublin

Twelve long months doing nothing at all

Twelve long months I slept in Dublin

Learning to dance to Holohan's bawls.