this week in the vaccine wars

Videos by United States Senator Rand Paul are being pulled by the Youtube corporation. Senator Paul isn't even opposed to the vaccine. He is being censored and deplatformed for saying the vaccine shouldn't be compulsory and for pointing out that the Covid 19 virus was developed in a Chinese Communist Party laboratory at Wuhan with financing provided by Doctor Anthony Fauci of the American National Institute of Health.

Senator Lyndsey Graham of the United States having taken a full treatment of vaccines now finds he has Covid 19. So the bloody poisons don't even work.

The pharmaceutical companies who sell these vaccines are now suggesting that a top up dose may be necessary every six months. So the bloody poisons don't even work. If the top up dose doesn't work (as it won't) the pharmaceutical companies are planning to market dead cats which members of the public will be advised to throw over their shoulders in a graveyard at midnight  while chanting "Warts follow cat," in order to be absolutely safe from the virus.

Let us not forget BBC radio presenter Lisa Shaw (the BBC have already forgotten her) a healthy 44 year old woman with a young child, who was killed by the vaccine in May. So as well as not working, the bloody poisons kill people.

What with the European Union's accelarating Nazification programme and Ireland's seeming acquiescence to it, my week has been a hoot. Some highlights.

On Monday morning I went into Newbridge to collect at the Post Office that stipend known colloquially as unemployment benefit. Everything seemed very quiet for a Monday. A few cafes were open all with the same "You must produce European Union Digital Vaccination Certificate to dine here." signs outside. As I reached the Post Office a dark presentiment cross my mind. I realised that Monday August 3rd was what is colloquially known as a bank holiday. The Post Office was shuttered. I began a streetside declamation of my famous peroration about man's inhumanity to man thusly: "The ****ing Paddy Whacks don't want to work. They've had two years off with the Flu. Is it enough? Oh no. This is a bank holiday so tbey're staying shut in case they might accidentally do something. You ****ing ****s. Get off your arses and work for a living." The peroration went on for some time. Some might detect a certain irony in aspects of the wording.

On Tuesday afternoon I rambled into the Country Kitchen cafe in Newbridge. There was no sign outside. I was not optimistic but I just wanted to check with the famously sceptical manageress whether she had gone along with the new Nazism. "Do I need a passport to eat in this cafe?" The now slightly less famously sceptical manageress said: "I'm sorry but you do. We have no choice." I said: "Et tu Brute? Then falls Heelers."

On Wednesday I sent off some email representations to Kildare County Council, the municipal authority in this region of Ireland, drawing their attention to graffiti on one of the main thoroughfares in the town of Newbridge. The graffiti has been daubed by IRA cell gangs newly based in the area having fled Dublin (having made a right shite of Dublin) and accuses the Irish police force of being synonomous with Britain's intelligence service M15. There are also similar slanders of the Chief of Police Drew Harris. It seems the Rah is attempting to drive a wedge between the Irish people and their police. By nightfall I receive a Kildare County Council email reply presumably from the Litter Warden's Office in Newbridge. The reply has no "Dear Sir," beginning or "Yours faithfully," ending. It is unsigned. It is a two line email and consists in its entirety of the following: "The graffiti you have complained of is on private property. Kildare County Council has not the time or the staff or the money to clear graffiti from private property." Of course gentle travellers of the internet the graffiti I have complained of is on the wall of Kildare County Council's machinery yard in Newbridge. You couldn't make it up. I'm so bemused by this email that I accidentally log on to the broadcaster Brian Byrne's website. And lo! Brian Byrne is reporting government funding, amounting to hundreds of thousands of Man Euros, being sent to Kildare Council... to improve streetscapes no less.

On Thursday, I went into a stationery store and got the woman behind the counter to make ten photocopies of a  little picture I found in a magazine featuring a facemask on a flag pole with the slogan: "You will salute the Covid 19 flag." I'm going to distribute them in public places. The photocopier woman was looking at me strangely. Her look deepened into something stranger than strange when I was about to leave and leaned towards her briefly and conspiratorially to whisper:

"Join the revolution."