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Thursday, February 17, 2022

commentator mark steyn a go go

 

Browsing through the commentator Mark Steyn's website.

Some good stuff on it now that he's reinventing himself as an opponent of the Corona virus kabookie.

I seem to remember early on, he was in full panic mode, lots of "a dark tragedy is engulfing Italy" schtick and so on.

Why he was almost like one of those left wingers he's so sniffy about, yes like a left winger sensing a chance of international sovietised government.

Ho hum.

Of course I'd fallen out with him long before Fauci and Co invented the Covid 19 emergency.

I'd never really forgiven Mr Steyn for turning against the Bushwhacker when Donald Trump came along. 

And then there was the small matter of his repeated plagiarism from my own website.

Still, he's just about the best writer of prose English out there even when he's reduced to using his own ideas and not mine.

And occasionally he actually believes in things for longer than five minutes.

But lo!

What is this!

In the midst of a song parody jeering at the Prime Minister of Canada, Mr Steyn remarks that the singer Barry Manilow is best known for a song called Cocacabana.

No.

No by Gadfrey.

This is the last straw.

My fists clench and unclench.

Frivolously changing his views on what I deem the decisive Bushwhacker intervention to end Saddam Hussein's murderocracy in Iraq and then equally frivolously changing his views on what I call the induced Corona virus panic is one thing, okay two things, but this, this, this...

This is the final outrage.

It's.... it's... it's unholy.

This shall not stand.

For of course gentle travellers of the internet, Barry Manilow is not best known for Cocacabana.

Barry Manilow is indupitably best known for a song called Bermuda Triangle.

The song goes:

"My girl says why not go to Bermuda

I say: Woman are you mad.

Bermuda Triangle

Where people disappear

Bermuda Triangle

Don't go to near

Don't go to near.

But looking at it from my angle

Now I'm not so sad

Bermuda Triangle

Not so bad.

Ner ner ner

Ner ner ner

Ner ner ner ner ner. 

My girl she says to me

The world is in jeorpardy

It's gotten really bad

Why don't you read Mark Steyn?

I say: Woman are you mad?

Mark Steyn's website

Where principled consistencies disappear

Mark Steyn's website

Don't go too near

Don't go too near

But just occasionally

He steal his jokes from me

And then Mark Steyn's website

Not too bad

Ner ner ner

Ner  ner ner

Ner ner ner nerdle ner."

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