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Tony O'Reilly, proprietor of Independent Newspapers, died and approached the gates of paradise.
He was wearing his old school tie and had a brace of newly made up rugby stories ready to entertain the heavenly host.
He looked through the gates and saw Saint Peter and the angels falling about the place laughing.
"What's so funny?" asked O'Reilly.
Saint Peter controlled himself with effort.
"Nothing," he chortled. "It's just we're a bit surprised you actually thought you might be coming in here."