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Monday, August 19, 2013

an open letter to gary o'sullivan proprietor of the irish catholic

Dear Gary.
Kudos to you on your recent purchase of the Irish Catholic.
Well done.
Sincere congrats.
You dah man.
It's long overdue that the Irish Catholic, a magnificent and principled publication, should have an owner like you.
We need more of you rich bast--ds running things.
That's what Ireland's been missing up to now.
No offence.
I know you've just taken up the reins and will still be settling in but might I make an observation or two.
How shall I put this.
Er.
You see Gary, several of your contributors are double jobbing.
Mary Kenny is a token Catholic staffer with the atheistic abortionist neo feudalist Tony O'Reilly Denis O'Brien worshipping Independent Newspapers.
David Quinn is also a token Catholic staffer with the atheistic abortionist neo feudalist Tony O'Reilly Denis O'Brien worshipping Independent Newspapers.
Sarah Carey is also a token Catholic staffer with the atheistic abortionist neo feudalist Tony O'Reilly Denis O'Brien worshipping Independent Newspapers.
Meanwhile Miss Breda O'Brien is a token Catholic staffer with the atheistic abortionist Bolshevick bigotedly anti Catholic Irish Times.
John Waters is a token Catholic staffer with the atheistic abortionist Bolshevick bigotedly anti Catholic Irish Times.
And William Reville is yet another token Catholic staffer at the atheistic abortionist Bolshevick bigotedly anti Catholic Irish Times.
All of these make a living by allowing the most virulently anti Catholic newspapers in Europe to pose in plain sight as organisations with Catholic employees.
But that's not my point.
My point is the double jobbing.
Gary, you may have noticed occasionally (when you look down from Mount Olympus) that there are Catholic journalists, writers and contributors who have no paid employment.
They're hungry Gary.
And they have never caused any newspaper group to go bankrupt in the way Mary Kenny, David Quinn, Sarah Carey, Breda O'Brien, John Waters, and William Reville have done.
Indpendent Newspapers, in spite of corrupt abortionist Prime Minister Enda Kenny's cancellation of three hundred million dollars of their debts, still owe idiot banks half a billion dollars that they have no intention or ability to repay.
The Irish Times is similarly bankrupt and without readers.
Your dedication to ensuring that Mary Kenny, David Quinn, Sarah Carey, Breda O'Brien, William Reville, et al (particularly Al, I hate him) should have plush mansions, and a couple of extra BMW's and six overseas holidays a year each instead of only five, is of course commendable.
Kudos to you again.
You are a tremendous defender of the over privileged.
Wherever champagne socialists raise a toast to their latest abortion, your name is spoken in hushed tones of awe and reverance.
But Gary.
There are people who are starving.
Starving for food as well as for work.
Not in Africa Gar.
In this country.
And many of us are enduring the loss of our houses, our Ford Cortina's, our livelihoods and our very sanity.
We don't get holidays Gary.
Gary baby.
No one is asking you to stop paying for Mary Kenny, David Quinn, Sarah Carey, Breda O'Brien, John Waters, William Reville, et al, to live a life of ridiculous excess while pretending to be Catholics.
Like you, they're entitled.
You were all born with a silver spoon up your anus and I understand that is where you intend to keep it.
But Gary.
You once pretended to be a monk, didn't you.
Try to remember something of the Catholic Faith which you have so treacherously used to aggrandise yourself and other talentless scoundrels. (I mean Mary Kenny, David Quinn, Sarah Carey, Breda O'Brien, John Waters and William Reville.)
And do some good for a change.
Hire someone who isn't already in receipt of a hundred grand a year from corrupt nation bankrupting entities such as Tony O'Reilly, Denis O'Brien or the Irish Times Trust.
Do it for the God you once pretended to believe in Gary.
Hint: I don't mean the Almighty Dollar.
Fond regards.
James Healy
PS: Tell your brother Andrew, the one who's a close personal friend of former President Mary McAleese, that I was asking for him.
PPS: How about a few articles by Mary McAleese. I hear she's short of a crust at the moment.

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