are you a googlebot or a jihadi

Take this fun Heelers Diaries quiz and find out.

1. When you read the Heelers Diaries do you immediately...
(a) Get a warm fuzzy feeling and want to photocopy everything electronically for the edification in perpetuity of all at the Google Corporation?
(b) Get a warm fuzzy feeling and want to blow up the world?

If you answered...
Mostly a's: You're a Googlebot.
Mostly b's: You're a Jihadi.
No, wait. It's the other way around.

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(What's a Googlebot? - Ed note)
(I've no idea. - Heelers note)
(What's a Jihadi? - Barack Obama note)
(Sigh. - Heelers note)