at home with pope frank

(First episode of new Reality TV show featuring Pope Francis living with two refugee families from Syria whom he's invited to reside at the Vatican.)


Scene 1: The Pope and the Syrians getting to know each other over dinner.

FX: Some awkward tinkling of cutlery.

Pope Francis: "Pass the Muslims. I mean mustard."

(The Muslims behead Pope Francis.)

Muslim From Central Casting 1: Whoops.