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Friday, September 25, 2015

at home with pope frank

(First episode of new Reality TV show featuring Pope Francis living with two refugee families from Syria whom he's invited to reside at the Vatican.)

Scene 1: The Pope and the Syrians getting to know each other over dinner.

FX: Some awkward tinkling of cutlery.

Pope Francis: "Pass the Muslims. I mean mustard."

(The Muslims behead Pope Francis.)

Muslim From Central Casting 1: Whoops.


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