no truth in the rumour

There is no truth in the rumour that Prime Minister Enda Kenny will seek to distract attention from the present existential threat to his government arising from public concerns about his inability to fire a Chief Of Police accused of framing a hero cop using false allegations of child abuse, by instituting a new referendum to give masturbation the same status as marriage, and that George Soros is already funding a billion dollar tee shirt campaign in support of this referendum featuring gormless gonadal teenagers sporting slogans on their chests that proclaim: "Enda Says Relax." No hang on, maybe it is true. He got away with it before, didn't he.