my one vague regret about retiring irish prime minister enda kenny

My one vague regret about the retirement of Irish Prime Minister Enda Kenny is that I never owned a television network during his fifty years in office (Eight years surely? - Ed note). You see, I knew a man, a Kilcullen farmer called Ron Baines whose voice is identical to Enda Kenny's and who could have played him to perfection in a satirical prime time comedy show. Now it shall never be.