The Heelers Diaries

the fantasy world of ireland's greatest living poet

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Location: Kilcullen (Phone 087 7790766), County Kildare, Ireland

Tuesday, September 17, 2019

the crunch question

Question: Why do French people speak such heavily accented English?

Answer: Because those of us who teach English to them can't bear to change their accents. The adorable Paris woman will ask "Is zere anyzing wrong with my akson?" And I will routinely reply "Don't change a zing."


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