new season thrills

 

From our Autumn TV schedules...

A Sensational new series...

Coolo American Voice: "Pope Benedict was a Pope. And a good one. But he was framed for incompetence by other Popes turned bad. Popes who paid his valet to steal important documents and leak them to the media, and set Benedict up to take the fall. Now he patrols the badlands. An outlaw hunting other outlaws. A warrior. A loner. A... POPE EMERITUS!"

Music: Ner ner ner nerdle ner ner ner ner, nerdle nerdle ner, nerdle ner ner."

All this is accompanied by an image of Lorenzo Lamas as Pope Benedict in full papal regalia (but with the shirt open to show the all important gold medallion) riding towards the camera on a motorcycle hair streaming behind him in the wind.