pardon me but your nazism is in my soup

 

Today they said...

Big Bird (Television character on children's programme Sesame Street): "Hey kids. I just got my vaccine. My wing hurts a little. But at least now I know I'll be safer."

James Healy: "I think Big Bird is just a puppet."

Statement from the Children's Television Workshop at PBS network: "Big Bird is not a puppet. He is a 52 year old man called Matt Vogel in a bird suit speaking through a voice synthesiser."

President Joe Biden: "Government of the pharmaceutical companies by the pharmaceutical companies for the pharmaceutical companies shall not perish from this earth."