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(A television station for liberal left wing atheists and corrupt kleptocratic Fianna Fail bankers, financed by a compulsory tax on the Christian people of Ireland. Also known as Bolshevick TV, Pseud TV, and Utterly Unwatchable TV.)
4.00 The Afternoon Show. Inane programme made moderately interesting due to the fact that it's presented by birds who keep suing the station for forcing them to work together.
5.45 Nuacht. Nobody knows what this is.
6.00 The Angelus. RTE's sop to believing Christians. Rung by Quasimodo.
6.01 News. Read by the fembo commie pinkos.
7.00 Nationwide. Interminable drivel.
7.30 CSI The Irish Ripper. Earth to RTE. Serial killers are not entertaining. Nor are they by any stretch of your dessicated imaginations, suitable material for programmes broadcast this early in the evening. You low life tasteless atheistic anti Catholic abortionist scruff etc etc.
8.00 Eastenders. Cor blimey fest.
8.30 Rescue. RTE cookery programme, ie it's tripe and onions.
9.00 News. Read by you know who.
9.35 Who Do You Think You Are? RTE's celebration of people RTE thinks are worth celebrating. Even so their fathers praised the false profits. Tonight's episode features some wearisome bint called Fionnuala Flanagan rabbiting on about her poor upbringing. I don't know and I don't care.
10.35 The Frontline. Vampire drama programme featuring Pat Kenny. You couldn't kill him if you rammed a stake through his black heart. RTE are gonna keep paying him a million a year until the country slides giggling beneath the waves. You could give job opportunities to a hundred people for that money and still give Kenny 20 thou for himself, which is about 20 thou more than he's worth.
11.45 One To One. RTE's worship of selected loathsome personalities continues. Tonight's episode features worthless pseudo scientist James Lovelock who has pioneered some wishful thinking environmental claptrap theory in order to distract people from the threat of Muslim Nazi terror armies massing for invasion. Lovelock's main marketing ploy has been something he calls the Gaia hypothesis. His Gaia hypothesis suggests that the earth itself is a self regulating living organism. The man's a tit. No. Tits are good things. This man's a scrote faced weasel. I have a Gaia hypothesis of my own by the way, which unlike Lovelock's is actually based on verifiable data. My Gaia hypothesis is that if you tell the Italian authoress Gaia Brugnolo that condom advocacy campaigns are an inappropriate measure for controlling sexually transmitted diseases in the general population, Gaia Brugnolo will never talk to you again. It's a fact.
12.30 News. Read by the sleepy fembo commie pinkos.
(A television station for liberal left wing atheists and corrupt kleptocratic Fianna Fail bankers, financed by a compulsory tax on the Christian people of Ireland. Also known as Bolshevick TV, Pseud TV, and Utterly Unwatchable TV.)
4.00 The Afternoon Show. Inane programme made moderately interesting due to the fact that it's presented by birds who keep suing the station for forcing them to work together.
5.45 Nuacht. Nobody knows what this is.
6.00 The Angelus. RTE's sop to believing Christians. Rung by Quasimodo.
6.01 News. Read by the fembo commie pinkos.
7.00 Nationwide. Interminable drivel.
7.30 CSI The Irish Ripper. Earth to RTE. Serial killers are not entertaining. Nor are they by any stretch of your dessicated imaginations, suitable material for programmes broadcast this early in the evening. You low life tasteless atheistic anti Catholic abortionist scruff etc etc.
8.00 Eastenders. Cor blimey fest.
8.30 Rescue. RTE cookery programme, ie it's tripe and onions.
9.00 News. Read by you know who.
9.35 Who Do You Think You Are? RTE's celebration of people RTE thinks are worth celebrating. Even so their fathers praised the false profits. Tonight's episode features some wearisome bint called Fionnuala Flanagan rabbiting on about her poor upbringing. I don't know and I don't care.
10.35 The Frontline. Vampire drama programme featuring Pat Kenny. You couldn't kill him if you rammed a stake through his black heart. RTE are gonna keep paying him a million a year until the country slides giggling beneath the waves. You could give job opportunities to a hundred people for that money and still give Kenny 20 thou for himself, which is about 20 thou more than he's worth.
11.45 One To One. RTE's worship of selected loathsome personalities continues. Tonight's episode features worthless pseudo scientist James Lovelock who has pioneered some wishful thinking environmental claptrap theory in order to distract people from the threat of Muslim Nazi terror armies massing for invasion. Lovelock's main marketing ploy has been something he calls the Gaia hypothesis. His Gaia hypothesis suggests that the earth itself is a self regulating living organism. The man's a tit. No. Tits are good things. This man's a scrote faced weasel. I have a Gaia hypothesis of my own by the way, which unlike Lovelock's is actually based on verifiable data. My Gaia hypothesis is that if you tell the Italian authoress Gaia Brugnolo that condom advocacy campaigns are an inappropriate measure for controlling sexually transmitted diseases in the general population, Gaia Brugnolo will never talk to you again. It's a fact.
12.30 News. Read by the sleepy fembo commie pinkos.
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