an open letter to television magician david blaine

Dear David.
The levitation.
It had to be trick photography.
Right?
Okay, okay.
Micro mesh cables doing the lifting suspended from other effectively invisible micro mesh cables.
Right?
Okay, okay.
Repelling electric magnets in your shoes reacting against metal in the pavement.
Right?
Okay, okay.
If it's something else, you should know that getting on TV (or getting a mention on the Heelers Diaries) is not worth your immortal soul.
Seriously though.
James Healy

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