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Monday, June 11, 2012

john q lynch meets his waterknox loo surely

Top New York lawyer John Q Lynch was waxing poetical on a television programme carried by the CNN network called the Larry King show.
John Q Lynch preened happily as he pronounced his urbane assessments of a recent case.
"Amanda Knox was innocent," he smiled. "There was no evidence against her. Of course she had to be released. The Italians had no other choice. It was the right decision."
John Q Lynch wallowed in his masturbatory mendaciousness for another fifteen minutes before being excused from the Larry King show.
He collected his fat appearance fee at the front desk in the foyer of the CNN building before wandering outside into the warm night air of Lower Manhattan.
As he strolled up Steinvortzel Street, a shadow moved towards him out of a side alley.
John Q Lynch looked up.
"Amanda," he beamed. "I didn't expect to see you here. I've just been telling the nation how innocent you are. Hilarious, no. Amanda? Er, Amanda. Amanda! What are you doing with that knife? Amanda! Why me Amanda? I helped you get away with murder. I scorned the lives of your victims. Why meeeeeee? Amandaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"


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