the brighter side of the irish election
Top Ten
1. Peadar Tobin who resigned from Sinn Fein in order to defend the sanctity of life and oppose abortion, and who also established the pro life party Aontu, was elected to parliament from Meath West.
2. Carol Nolan who resigned from Sinn Fein in order to oppose abortion was elected to parliament for Offaly.
3. Verona Murphy who was recently expelled from the party of government Fine Gael for expressing genuine public concerns regarding the collapse of immigration law and the presence of immigrant crime gangs in Ireland, was elected to parliament from Wexford.
4. Katherine Zappone who as Minister for Children used her position criminally and debasedly to allow the Health Services Executive to dose children aged five and over with gender altering chemicals and puberty suppressants, prior to a mutilating sex change operation when the kids reached the age of 15, lost her seat in parliament.
5. While Shinners across Ireland were valiantly insisting that their mobbed up, drug dealing, people trafficking, bank robbing, child abusing, rackateering, raping, extorting, murdering, IRA puppet masters no longer existed, newly elected Waterford representative David Cullinane made the existence of the IRA a moot issue by becoming a one man Frankie Howerd movie, screaming orgasmically: "Up the Republic. Up the Rah. Tiocfaidh ar la." I've had many, many, women fake it with me. (ie that they believe in the existence of the Rah.) There's no way that man was faking it.
6. David Cullinane's apology after his orgasm was a larf and a harf. Sinn Fein Leader Mary Lou McDonald was standing beside him. The cameras were rolling. The one thing that was clear was that neither of these two is really in charge either of the other or of Sinn Fein itself. From the desperate looks on their faces, I'd say both of them live in mortal terror from the unseen mobsters in the backroom. I half expected Mary Lou to burst into song a la Marlene Dietirch: "See that the mobsters in the back room will have. And tell them I'm having the same." Honestly. It was a hoot.
7. Fianna Fail candidate Fioina O'Loughlin lost her unlosable seat in South Kildare by a handful of votes after being photographed on the campaign trail with Kadorsky the corrupt cop who domiciles in my town. Proof that some segments of the electorate are not entirely soul dead.
8. I can't think of any more. Oh. Wait. Mark Steyn's column about the Irish election was quite a cheery, breezy and deadly accurate summation of things. It's available for free at a website called Steyn On Line. By the way, Steyn's gran pappy was Sinn Fein founder Arthur Griffith's lawyer. Spoiler alert.
9. Farmer Jones saying: "There's no IRA. And stop talking about them or you'll get us both shot."
10. The High Court in Dublin this week remanded an IRA people trafficker in custody while he continues his frivolous legalistic court appeal manoeuvres attempting to prevent extradition to Britain to answer charges relating to his murder of 39 Vietnamese people who suffocated in the refrigerated lorry the IRA was using to traffick them into Britain and Ireland. At least the near useless High Court Judge Donald Binchy didn't let this non existent IRA made man out on bail. The non existent IRA has already launched a street graffiti campaign on the murderer's behalf with the slogan: "End the extradition of Republicans." His best hope now is non existent Sinn Fein leader Mary Lou McDonald as Prime Minister. She will end the extradition of this IRA murderer alright and she'll probably give him a rubber medal for his troubles.
11. Thank heavens there's no such thing as the IRA. Ha. ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho. heeee, heee, chortle, ha, ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho, guffaw, chortle, heeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeee, etc, etc.
1. Peadar Tobin who resigned from Sinn Fein in order to defend the sanctity of life and oppose abortion, and who also established the pro life party Aontu, was elected to parliament from Meath West.
2. Carol Nolan who resigned from Sinn Fein in order to oppose abortion was elected to parliament for Offaly.
3. Verona Murphy who was recently expelled from the party of government Fine Gael for expressing genuine public concerns regarding the collapse of immigration law and the presence of immigrant crime gangs in Ireland, was elected to parliament from Wexford.
4. Katherine Zappone who as Minister for Children used her position criminally and debasedly to allow the Health Services Executive to dose children aged five and over with gender altering chemicals and puberty suppressants, prior to a mutilating sex change operation when the kids reached the age of 15, lost her seat in parliament.
5. While Shinners across Ireland were valiantly insisting that their mobbed up, drug dealing, people trafficking, bank robbing, child abusing, rackateering, raping, extorting, murdering, IRA puppet masters no longer existed, newly elected Waterford representative David Cullinane made the existence of the IRA a moot issue by becoming a one man Frankie Howerd movie, screaming orgasmically: "Up the Republic. Up the Rah. Tiocfaidh ar la." I've had many, many, women fake it with me. (ie that they believe in the existence of the Rah.) There's no way that man was faking it.
6. David Cullinane's apology after his orgasm was a larf and a harf. Sinn Fein Leader Mary Lou McDonald was standing beside him. The cameras were rolling. The one thing that was clear was that neither of these two is really in charge either of the other or of Sinn Fein itself. From the desperate looks on their faces, I'd say both of them live in mortal terror from the unseen mobsters in the backroom. I half expected Mary Lou to burst into song a la Marlene Dietirch: "See that the mobsters in the back room will have. And tell them I'm having the same." Honestly. It was a hoot.
7. Fianna Fail candidate Fioina O'Loughlin lost her unlosable seat in South Kildare by a handful of votes after being photographed on the campaign trail with Kadorsky the corrupt cop who domiciles in my town. Proof that some segments of the electorate are not entirely soul dead.
8. I can't think of any more. Oh. Wait. Mark Steyn's column about the Irish election was quite a cheery, breezy and deadly accurate summation of things. It's available for free at a website called Steyn On Line. By the way, Steyn's gran pappy was Sinn Fein founder Arthur Griffith's lawyer. Spoiler alert.
9. Farmer Jones saying: "There's no IRA. And stop talking about them or you'll get us both shot."
10. The High Court in Dublin this week remanded an IRA people trafficker in custody while he continues his frivolous legalistic court appeal manoeuvres attempting to prevent extradition to Britain to answer charges relating to his murder of 39 Vietnamese people who suffocated in the refrigerated lorry the IRA was using to traffick them into Britain and Ireland. At least the near useless High Court Judge Donald Binchy didn't let this non existent IRA made man out on bail. The non existent IRA has already launched a street graffiti campaign on the murderer's behalf with the slogan: "End the extradition of Republicans." His best hope now is non existent Sinn Fein leader Mary Lou McDonald as Prime Minister. She will end the extradition of this IRA murderer alright and she'll probably give him a rubber medal for his troubles.
11. Thank heavens there's no such thing as the IRA. Ha. ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho. heeee, heee, chortle, ha, ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho, guffaw, chortle, heeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeee, etc, etc.
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