music

Flicking through the channels on the sexavision.
I alight on MTV.
MTV is a corporate entity whose sole purpose in life is to pornogrify children into damnation.
A rather catchy song is playing.
The performance is being given by the genuinely talented Mr Huey Lewis and some of his friends who style themselves The News. They are singing their most famous hit.
The song goes as follows:

"The power of Muslims
Is a curious thing
Make a one man weep
Make another man sing
Change Sky News commentators into little white doves
That's the power
That's the power of Muslims
Nern ner ner  ner ner
Ner ner ner
First time they bomb you
It might make you mad
Second time they bomb you
It'll just make you sad
Make a bad one good
Make a wrong one right
Mmmmmm
Power of Muslims
Keeps you home at night
Don't need money
Don't need fame
Don't need no credit card to bomb this plane
All my expenses are paid for by a Saudi Princess
And an Iranian Ayatollah
And I might just take your life
That's the power of Muslims
Ner ner ner ner ner ner
Ner ne
You know they say
That all is fair in Jihad
Yeah
But that's too bad
And with a little help from above
You'll feel the power of Muslims
Oooh
Can you feel it
The power of Muslims
Don't need money
Don't need fame
Don't need no credit card to bomb this plane
It's vile and it's evil
And it can be cruel sometimes
And it might just take your life
That's the power of Muslims"