are you a googlebot or a jihadi

(According to Steinvervortzel Krug Internet Monitoring Agency, the readership of this website consists entirely of googlebots and Jihadis. Which are you? Take this fun Heelers Diaries quiz and find out. Warning: Do not have sex while taking this quiz.)

1. When you read a Heelers poem, do you
(a) Immediately take an electronic photocopy of it for possible future use by the Google corporation.
(b) Scream Allah U Akbar and kill someone.


How to Rate Your Answers...
If you answered mostly a's, you are googlebot.
If you answered b's, you are a Jihadi.