the men who would be king

Seven candidates are presenting themselves to the Irish public in the forthcoming Presidential elections. These are the seven candidates who have been permitted to stand by the country's established political parties. In Ireland it is illegal for ordinary citizens to stand for the Presidency without the endorsement of establishment political parties. Apparently our political pseudo elites don't want any Abe Lincolns here. So the wheel is rigged and it's the only game in town. The Presidency is a symbolic office in Ireland. Real power remains with the Prime Minister. Nonetheless the aforementioned pseudo elites don't want any Sam, Dick or Catholic walking in and hoovering up a half million dollars a year for doing f--- all. Yes, seven candidates are standing. Five of these are conventional anti Catholic media sluts, in bed with RTE, Independent Newspapers and The Irish Times. Two of the candidates have some genuine pretentions to public service.
Here are the seven.
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1. Sean Gallagher. Fake Businessman, fake television personality, fake Independent candidate, real life kleptocratic Fianna Fail apparatchik. Born to rule us. Born to get free money from the State courtesy of Fianna Fail for his bollocktic business ventures. Born to be king regardless of the worthlessness and moral turpitude of his vision and his actions. He's standing as an Independent because the Irish people in attempting to end Fianna Fail kleptocracy at the last general election, eviscerated Fianna Fail almost out of existence. Sean Gallagher is a creeping Fianna Failer, a former member of the Fianna Fail national executive who now likes to proclaim his Independent mindedness. Has received tens of thousands of dollars for his various bankrupt businesses from State Boards on which he had previously sat as a Fianna Fail appointee. Inevitably refuses to repay such grants and or loans when his preposterous businesses inevitably collapse. He is of course styled a successful businessman by our clueless media shills. Really he represents the triumph of institutionalised thievery which Fianna Fail and the other main political parties Fine Gael and Labour have made their hallmarks. There are no consequences for these people. No matter how often they go out of business, there is always more State money to let them set up another business. There is always another State Board willing to accomodate them with hundred thousand dollar salaries. They cannot lose. Vote for him if you approve of this sort of thing.
2. Mary Davis. Another lifelong Fianna Fail apparatchik posing as an Independent. Has spent decades as a Fianna Fail appointee to various State company boards. Received these million dollar sinecures as part of Fianna Fail's system of patronage and corruption. An horrendous effusive harridan who likes nothing better than swanning around in designer suits mewling about how one of her daughters is going to have to emigrate to find work. You're just like us, eh Mary? The question arises as to why Mary Davis doesn't just give little Princess Davis a hundred grand out of her ten million dollar stash and let her set up her own business in Ireland. It's hard to escape the thought that maybe little Princess Davis doesn't really want to work for a living and her emigration is purely a form of tourism prior to her return in glory to take up a few Fianna Fail sincecures for life like her mother has been doing. These people think they were born to rule us. We are farm animals to them. If you want yet another creeping kleptocratic Fianna Failer in the President's office, go ahead and vote for Mary Davis. One thing is sure. She'll thank you effusively.
3. David Norris. A favoured candidate for Independent Newspapers, the Irish Times and RTE due to his lifelong rejection of Christian values. They regard him as a safe pair of testicles and are consequently willing to ignore his advocacy of paedophilia. An unseemly fellow. Unelectable. Vote for him if you like these attributes.
4. Michael D Higgins. Atheistic, Maoist, abortionist who has spent a lifetime cheering for Soviet and Chinese backed dictators worldwide. Once claimed a close friendship with the then communist dictator of Nicaragua Danilo Ortega De Saavedra. Has failed to repudiate his friend Danilo after Danilo was accused by Danilo's adopted daughter of raping her throughout her childhood. Apes to be concerned about sex abuse cases involving the Catholic Church though. Go figure. Has spent a lifetime jeering at the Catholic Church on spurious ultra leftist grounds. He is a dessicated hopeless, wretched little clapped out Bolshevick. Favoured by Independent Newspapers et al. In fact Independent Newspapers, RTE and the Irish Times, claim falsely and indeed ridiculously that he is ahead in the polls with 23 percent of those surveyed by those media groups allegedly asserting they will support him. Let me tell you this. Michael D Higgins does not have 23 voters out of any hundred anywhere in the Republic of Ireland or anywhere on the planet earth, except perhaps in the Independent Newspapers canteen. Vote for him if you like your defeated Maoists bigoted, decrepit and depressing.
5. Gay Mitchell. Fine Gael candidate. Cousin of Ireland's most notorious racketeer, George Mitchell. George Mitchell is famous for murder, prostitution, extortion and drug dealing. Gay Mitchell thinks this fact should be irrelevant to you in casting your vote for President. Okay. I admit it. Perhaps my references to Gay Mitchell's murdering, drug dealing, prostituting, extortionist, cousin are cheap shots. Yet, Gay Mitchell himself has attempted to impugn other candidates for what he considers their shady connections. Gay Mitchell has dealt with the issue of his cousin being a drug dealing, prostituting, extortionist murderer, by saying: "Why is it relevant what one of my cousins does? I don't even know him. I have lots of cousins. One of my other cousins is an Ambassador. Another is a senior officer in the Defence Forces. Another is a high ranking Police Officer." If you find his reasoning convincing, then you know what to do. For me, I find it distinctly unedifying that the Mitchell family seems to have such a lien on the upper echelons of Irish society. Do we really need a further Mitchell as President? I mean even if we don't mind him being a cousin of the murdering, drug dealing, prostituting, extortionist Penguin? Hmmm. On the other hand I frankly admit that Gay Mitchell has more or less raised a legitimate concern in notifying the public that several Mitchells have risen to high office in Foreign Embassies, the army and the police force unbeknownst to the rest of us. Doesn't this raise serious issues when it comes to the defence of the realm? I mean what if the Irish President wanted to despatch an assassination squad to kill the Penguin. This is precisely what the Irish President would want to do if I was the Irish President. Anyhoo. I'm only asking. What if. How would we ensure that the penguin's cousin in the police force wouldn't just tip him off for old time's sake? Or what about the penguin's cousin in the army from which we would draw that assassination squad? Or the penguin's Ambassador cousin in the diplomatic corps, who would have to be informed in advance in order to prepare our plausibly deniable excuse when the host country inevitably captured our bungling assassins? You know what folks. I think Gay Mitchell has vertently or inadvertently raised a very serious point. We should fire all his cousins. And then despatch our hit squad to remove the rackateer. Lovely lovely people. Anyhoo. Enough of that. Gay Mitchell claims to be a Catholic. In the few months since Fine Gael in alliance with the Labour Party came to power in Ireland, Fine Gael Prime Minister Enda Kenny has maliciously and mendaciously claimed that the Vatican obstructed Ireland's investigations into child abuse cases. When challenged as to when and where the Vatican did such a thing, Enda Kenny at first refused to answer, and then claimed he was not speaking about any particularly case, only representing the anger of the Irish people. But of course he had told a very specific lie. The self proclaimed Catholic Gay Mitchell never challenged him on it. Fine Gael Justice Minister Alan Shatter has introduced Soviet style legislation to compel Catholic priests to reveal to Alan Shatter things that are said to them during the Catholic ritual of Confession. Confession allows repentant sinners to tell a priest any wrong doing they have engaged in, with the guarantee that the priest will die rather than reveal what they tell him. Alan Shatter intends to shatter this sacred trust in a legalistic persecution of the Catholic Church that neither genoicidal Nazis nor atheistic Communists have ever matched. The self proclaimed Catholic Gay Mitchell has never once spoken out about Alan Shatter's attempts to give his bigoted attacks on the ancient Church a legalistic veneer. Education Minister Ruairi Quinn of the Labour Party has been attempting to seize Secondary Schools run by the Catholic Church. Again you have to go to Soviet Russia and her client States, or Nazi Germany, to find similar behaviour from a government. The self proclaimed Catholic Gay Mitchell has never once expressed even the slightest opposition to Ruairi Quinn's coup de main against our Church. Fine Gael parliamentarian Charlie Flannagan has called for the expulsion of the Vatican ambassador from Ireland. The self proclaimed Catholic Gay Mitchell has uttered not one syllable in defence of our ancient faith, in the face of the venomous tirade issuing forth from the gombeenic Flanagan and his ilk. I put it to you folks. Gay Mitchell is not a Catholic in any meaningful sense of that word except in the sense that he would like people who are Catholic to vote for him. Gay Mitchell's supposed Catholicism has not prevented the virulently anti Catholic Independent Newspapers, RTE and the Irish Times from favouring his candidacy. Nor has it led him to utter the merest utterance against the kulturkampf currently being waged by those media groups against the Faith Of Our Fathers. Maybe Gay Mitchell really is a Catholic and I just haven't noticed. His party Fine Gael has sidled into government as the Irish people attempted to turn their backs on Fianna Fail kleptocracy. Within weeks of gaining office, Fine Gael had given ten thousand million dollars of public money to the worthless corrupt gangsterish bankrupt Allied Irish Banks If you like the cut of his jib, then vote for him you should.
6. Dana. A genuinely Independent and genuinely Christian candidate. She is also the first one I've named today who is a genuine outsider among the atheistic abortionist anti Catholic hijackers of the pseudo upper echelons of Irish polical and cultural life. Indepdent Newspapers, RTE and the Irish Time despise her as surely as they despise the pale Gallilean himself. She came late into the race. Otherwise I would be voting for her.
7. Martin McGuinness. Former terrorist. Now something of a Statesman. The second true outsider in the contest and the one most feared by the shadowy societal pseudo elites who are so accustomed to manipulating the rest of us into voting only for candidates that are acceptable to the atheistic abortionist freemasonic propaganda disseminators at Independent Newspapers, RTE and the Irish Times. Has been a key figure in delivering Ireland's first chance at peace in over 800 years of conflict with Great Britain. Did not take any cheap shots at his rivals when he came in from the cold of the physical force tradition. Actually worked with the Reverend Iain Paisley and Peter Robinson. Didn't take the easy option of pulling out amidst the usual triumphalist showboating. Did precisely what he promised. Worked with all sides of the Community to create the possibility of a lasting peace. More importantly, he is not in the pocket of Independent Newspapers, RTE or the Irish Times. He is not a servitor of the neo feudal O'Reilly family (owners of Independent Newspapers) or of the banks, or of the venal kleptocratic bolshevick gangster elites within Fianna Fail, the Labour Party, or Fine Gael. He is not in hock to the Dublin faux intelligentsia. He is a man of integrity who has shown a true spirit of courage, an inclusive vision and a sincere repentance for past wrongs. I will be voting for him. I think he will win.

how corrupt is the irish police force

All this week on the Heelers Diaries, we've been celebrating Corrupt Cops Week.
We've had some laughs.
Grown a little.
Casually libelled Sergeant James D O'Mara of the Naas traffic division, the corrupt low life scruff who tried to put me in fear at the side of the road, threw a photograph on the ground from my wallet, falsely claimed that he thought I might have stolen my own car after he'd seen my documents, and generally betrayed the traditions of law enforcement in Ireland, along with our laws, our citizenry and our Republic itself, by trumping up an excuse to bring me to court before a thug Muslim judge whom he knew would arbitrarily fine me, all because O'Mara wished to pretend that I had broken the law by not knowing one of the lights on my car had fused in a downpour.
We've had a hoot.
As we go to press, new charges are appearing in the public domain against Irish cops who interpret their remit to uphold the law as being a licence to terrorise ordinary people.
One ongoing court case features an Irish cop who used his truncheon to beat the living daylights out of a drunk Polish man who had been restrained in a cell.
This cop hero of law enforcement also racially abused the man he was violating with the truncheon.
Low life scum indeed.
The tainted jury will probably find him innocent as per the usual procedures here.
Hoo baby.
The Irish Police force has made great strides in replacing the internationally accepted motto of policing To Protect And Serve with a new malign motto of their own To Harass And Intimidate.
Still we must admit that the Irish Police force did find time over the Autumn months to do some real law enforcement in between terrorising and randomly assaulting members of the public.
After all they did manage to jail a 65 year old woman last month for the crime of not wanting the Electricity Supply Board to cut down trees on her land.
I kid you not.
The crime barons, the people traffickers, Presidential candidate Gay Mitchell's murdering racketeer cousin, the drug dealers, the Islamists, the young rapists and muggers who so haunt the streets of our towns, all these go free.
But Judge Liberal and Garda Thug finally found an Irish person they were willing to lock up.
A 65 year old lady who wanted to protect her trees.
I weep for my generation.

vladimir putin's greatest hits

The Top Ten

1. Galina Starovoitova.

2. Sergei Yushenkov.

3. Yuri Shchekochikhin.

4. Nikolai Girenko.

5. Paul Klebnikov.

6. Victor Yushchenko. (Survived.)

7. Andrei Kozlov.

8. Anna Politskaya.

9. Alexander Litvinenko.

10. Daniel Mcrory.

11. Badri Patarkatsishvili.

12. Natalia Estemirova.

13. Eduard Chevashov.

14. President Lech Kazcynski, his wife and 95 other heroes of the Polish nation.

vladimir putin's greatest hits

THE TOP TEN

1. The air crash which killed the President of Poland and one hundred of Poland's leading political, military and spiritual leaders last week. A clear decapitations strike against those great men and women who had lived through and defeated Russian Communist Oppression. There were the very conscience of Poland. Putin killed them for it.

2. The murder of Moscow Judge Eduard Chevashov.

3. Attempted poisoning of President Viktor Yushchenko of Ukraine.

4. Murder by poison in London of leading critic of Putin's regime using Polonium 90 Isotope.

5. Murder by poison of leading Georgian politician in attempt to subvert independence of Georgia.

6. The murder of journalist Anna Politskaya who had been harshly critical of Putin's war against Chechnya. Chechen proxies were used to carry out the hit in order to provide plausible deniability for the real culprits. Up to that time, I had personally supported President Putin's actions against the Islamist Chechens.

7. Invasion of Georgia on the eve of the Olympic Games in order to detach two Russified regions from it.

8. Alliance with Iran and Syria against American interests, even while Iranian and Syrian backed Al Qaeda Chechens are downing Russian aeroplanes, bombing Russian trains, and murdering Russian citizens in the streets of Moscow and other cities.

9. Gerrymandering of recent Ukrainian Presidential elections to ensure victory for an ethnic Russian gangster from the Donetski region, an inexplicable result in a country that has spent half a century trying to escape from Russia.

10. Gerrymandering of the Eurovision song contest using methods and technology later applied for the subversion of Ukraine's elections.

11. The overthrow of the government of Kirgyzstan last week.

12. Assistance to Saddam Hussein prior to the liberation of Iraq, in removing Saddam's chemical weapons stock pile and hiding it in Syria. (This allegation is based on the writings of journalist Kenneth Timmerman.)

13. A secret memorandum of understanding with the Islamic Republic of Iran to come to the aid of Iran in the event of any western attack. (That's my own assertion. We'll know for sure soon enough.)

cosmic battles

The war room at the Pentagon.
Dim lighting.
Craggy faced army Generals sit around a narrow table.
They are the most senior military men in America.
"If we go into Iran there might be hell to pay," mutters General Vortzel.
The comment hangs there.
General DuBose clears his throat.
"I have a suggestion," he says. "It's a bit out of left field. But why don't we just parachute Amanda Knox into the Presidential palace in Teheran. You know. Sort of let her roam the corridors for an evening."
There is silence.
General Tremayne breaks it finally.
"The Iranian government has murdered seven thousand Americans and another three thousand of our allies in proxy terror attacks over the past ten years," General Tremayne intones. "They have done so for no other reason than that they wished to sabotage our liberations of Iraq and Afghanistan. The way the Iranian government sees it, if ordinary Iranians saw the benefits of two free pro American societies on their borders, then the con job dictatorship game in Iran would be over. So they've been murdering Americans and Brits and others with gay abandon. Not to mention the hundreds of thousands of ordinary Iraqis and Afghanis who have been murdered simply because the Iranian government has decided those countries must never know peace. The Iranian government is murderous, bloodthirsty, criminal, barbaric, egregious and malign. But gentlemen even they don't deserve Amanda Knox."
"You're right," said General Verfunftig reasonably. "And anyway we'd be in clear breach of the Geneva Convention."

peter popham discovers why its dangerous to adopt a frivolously legalistic attitude when dealing with devil worshippers

Peter Popham sits alone in his London penthouse reading his latest article.
You can read him in a failing British newspaper called The Independent.
But not for much longer.
The article he is reading was about Amanda Knox.
In it Peter Popham presents every imaginable misrepresentation of the truth in order to claim with strange high hypocritical pseudo piety, that the satanic murderess Amanda Knox never killed anyone.
His doorbell rings.
He opens the door.
He says: "Amanda. Amanda Knox. This is a surprise. I never expected to see you here. Come in. Wait. Amanda. What are you doing? Where did you get that knife? I helped get you out of jail. I helped make the British people forget your victim. Why me Amanda? Why meeeeeee? Oh please Amanda. No. No. Have mercy. Why are you doing this? What did I ever do to you? Oh please Amanda. I'll do anything. For pity's sake. Amanda. No. Amanda. Pleeeeeeeeease. Amandaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

the waiting

grey light upon sleeping fields
the stillness i have come to love
time and tide cease surcease
peace sits like a glove
shadow sifts like memory

the dog stirs on his chain
and whines and lifts his eyes
for the walk he knows we'll take
though storm clouds steal the skies
and grey light curtains into rain
so waits the world tonight
in darkness and in pain
the world waits for Christ

endymion

Little breezes dusking and shivering across Stephens Green.
Through the wave that runs forever by the island in the river, Heeler the Peeler is throwing scraps of bread to the ducks.
(Hey Heelers. One of mine surely. - Alfred Lord Tennyson note.)
(Homage. - Heelers note.)
So there I am feeding the ducks.
A flotilla of jostling seagulls is upping the ante.
I'm telling you folks.
Everyone wants to get into the act.
There are water hens emerging out of nowhere to poach some crumbs.
Pigeons crowd the waterside occasionally scurrying through my legs to avoid a particularly antagonistic seagull.
The seagulls will scatter the other birds if they can but with rare exceptions they won't come right up to me themselves.
Abruptly my swan arrives.
He glides like royalty through the other birds and reaches towards me.
I place the food in his mouth.
He looks different.
I don't know why.
He begins to make swan sounds.
Normally he doesn't do that unless he's annoyed.
It's like he's speaking to me excitedly about something.
But he's not annoyed.
It's not him.
It's a different swan.
I look up.
The swan I know has arrived and is gazing at me intently from a position just behind the shoulder of his mate.
He had been alone all Summer.
Now he wants to show me.
"She's very lovely," I tell him.

congress woman maria cantwell discovers why its dangerous to obtain get out of jail free cards for satanic slaughterous bitches

Congress Woman Maria Cantwell was in her office.
Her secretary buzzed on the intercom.
"Amanda Knox to see you Ma'am."
"Show her in Ethelfrida," answered Congress Woman Cantwell crisply.
The door closed behind her new guest.
Congress Woman Cantwell said: "It's good to see you Amanda. Won't you sit down? Wait. What are you doing with that knife? Why, Amanda, why? Why meeee? I helped get you out of jail. I lobbied Hilary Clinton. I went on CNN and claimed your conviction was unsafe. Oh mercy Amanda. Have mercy. Pleeeease Amanda. Why are you doing this? Oh mercy. Amanda, no, no, no. Amanda I beg you. I beg you for my life. Please Amanda. Have pity. Don't do this. I'll do anything. Please. Amandaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee."