The Heelers Diaries

the fantasy world of ireland's greatest living poet

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Saturday, June 06, 2020

the eagle has landed alternate ending

Himmler: Has the eagle landed?

Radl: That depends on how you look at it.

Himmler: What do you mean?

Radl: Well eagles are landing and taking off all the time all over the world. I'm sure one probably landed somewhere in the last few minutes.

Himmler: Ze Fuhrer wants to know have you successfully kidnapped Winston Churchill.

Radl: Well it all depends on what you mean by success. What is success when all is said and done? Is it to accomplish what the world means by successs? Or is it a more internal, mystical, poetic concept? Is not success just bringing a smile to just one person? Is it not a success when a little boy helps an old lady across the road? Is it not success when a singer hits a high note? Anyway. There is too much emphasis on other more cynical debased cheapened notions of success in our brutalised culture: on mercantile success, on commando group success, on kidnapping Churchill success. In this harsh world of achieverism we need to redefine the very notion of success.

Himmler: Have you got Churchill or not?

Radl: Er no.

Himmler: So you failed.

Radl: Not exactly.

Himmler: In what way did you not fail?

Radl: We succeeded in not getting him.

FX: Music. Coolo Lalo Schifrin riff.

the centenarians

(Lines written with apologies to Siegfried Sassoon after the performance of a musical drama at the National Concert Hall Dublin in commemoration of the hundredth anniversary of the 1916 Rising.)

the seats are packed
with well heeled nurses lawyers teachers and civil servants too
young and old in finery bedecked
children swathed in scarlet and blue
whilest on the stage prancing charlatans sing
about the innate glory of 1916

there is something absent here
there is something hollow here
no smell of cordite sickens delicate nostrils
the cries of the dying are theatrical
and do not offend the ear
the bloodstains are artistically daubed
no bullet kills
reality must not intrude
upon our valedictorean interlude

besuited ronald turns to coiffeured maisie
and grips her lily ass
oh darling he sighs elevated
i do so love the working class

i wish a gawping rah man would come
lurching through the stalls
with his gun drawn
and pick out one of them
he'd shoot them in the knees
or in the bawls
for some perceived insult to his republic
or some mild inconveniencing
of the drug dealing
people trafficking
child abusing
heroic
i
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a-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h

i really wish it might come to pass
that these would know real blood and death and tears
then there would be no more twee jingles about the pseudo heroism of the working class
to mock the spattered corpses of the disappeared

J'accuse

A children's home called Haut La Garenne on the island of Jersey is under investigation.
Allegations have emerged of serial sexual abuse, ritual violations, rapes and murders, taking place at the home.
The large number of allegations along with several other items of evidentiary information which have come into the public domain, point to many decades of violation, abuse, rape and murder of children at Haut La Garenne.
My analysis is that Haut La Garenne was used by a satanic cult for the ritual abuse of children.
My analysis is that this cult involves many levels of society on the island of Jersey, including political and law enforcement figures as well as prominent members of the business community.
I am disquieted by the manner in which the investigation is being handled.
I am disquieted that all members of staff who have at any time worked at Haut La Garenne have not been arrested, detained and interrogated.
I am disquieted that the senior officer investigating the case has been removed from the investigation.
I am disquieted at the manner in which the new senior officer investigating the case has dismissed many of the more serious allegations.
I do not believe the current investigators are seeking the truth.
I call on all men and women of good will to boycott the island of Jersey.
I call on all men and women of good will to boycott the products, people, industries, and holday resorts of the island of Jersey.
I call on all fund managers, investment comptrollers, and banking executives to divest immediately from the island of Jersey.
I call on Boris Johnson Prime Minister of Great Britain to take personal responsibility for the investigation.
I call on Queen Elizabeth the Second to intervene directly in this case, so that the murdered, raped, violated and ritually sacrificed children of Haut La Garenne will at last receive some form of justice.
There is no excuse for acquiescing in the child murders, rapes, ritual satanic sacrifices and sundry other tortures and violations, which have taken place at Haut La Garenne on the island of Jersey before the eyes of the world.
End this.
Bring the murderers to account.
Do it England.

Friday, June 05, 2020

among the immortals

"Coleridge is the business," museth I with all the joy of one who has comparatively late in life discovered a new work of art..
"Samuel Taylor Coleridge?" enquires my literary friend. "Really? I didn't think his poems would be your cup of tea at all. Do you not think they're a bit old hat? Water, water everywhere and ne'er a drop to drink, and all that. I mean give me a break. When I was at school I used to just wish the ancient mariner would shut up and die. I'm with the crewmen who want to throw him overboard at the third verse. Him and his albatross."
"Shut up and die. That's a Rihanna song I think. She wrote it in tribute to Samuel Taylor Coleridge. But I'm not talking about Samuel Taylor Coleridge. Or Rihanna. I'm talking about Plavka Coleridge."
"Who he?"
"She is the lead singer with a 1990s music combo styled Jam And Spoon."
"Oh."
"Ride In The  Night. You must have heard it."
"Er no. I missed that particular gem."
"It's a classic."
"I thought you were an intellectual."
"Real intellectuals like Jam And Spoon."
"Heelers, you're finally losing it. I mean whatever sense of taste you  ever had."
"I'm telling you if Lord Byron was alive today, he'd be in Jam And Spoon. Or more correctly if he was alive in 1995."
"And Shakespeare would be working for the BBC, I suppose."
"Nah. The conformist gauleiters at the Beeb would have weeded out Shakespeare in the first interview... Ah Plavka. Thou art indeed more fair than all the tresses of Neiera's hair. Thy beauty it has brought me home to the grandeur that was Greece and the glory that was Rome. Well you know what I mean."

Thursday, June 04, 2020

one flew over the scumbags nest

The sun on the lake.
Swans, ducks, seagulls.
My lovely friends.
An elderly man hobbles past.
There is something wrong.
He seems in an improbable hurry.
He is followed by a woman in nurse's fatigues who is urging him to speak to someone on her mobile phone.
Ah.
Another patient attempting to leave Naas hospital.
That is to say, making a break for it.
You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave.
He's broken no law presumably.
But effectively he's a prisoner.
Presently a police van pulls up.
And a car from the hospital.
Two youngish, congenial enough looking, police officers get out of their van.
Two more hospital staff get out of the car.
I hear one of the newly arrived hospital staff mutter to the other: "Did you not get him to take the stuff last night."
The stuff indeed.
I do not like this at all.
I would have liked to have seen the cops though last week actually doing their jobs when a low life former police officer styled Steven Kinneavey was harrassing me on the street near here.
I would like to have seen them throw Kinneavey into the back of their van where he belongs.
And take him away to prison.
Where he belongs.
But they're not available for that job.
They're available for forcing elderly citizens who have broken no law to return to a hospital they don't wish to be in.
Naas hospital has a bad reputation gentle readers.
Nurse Noreen Mulholland tortured, terrorised and murdered at least two elderly patients John Gethings and Seamus Doherty there in 2003. After a pathetic attempt at a trial in the year 2006, Mafia Judge Frank O'Donnell released Noreen Mulholland without imposing a jail sentence on her and she fled back to the IRA's caliphate in South Armagh where she continues her murders unmolested.
In 2016 Naas hospital ambulance personnel murdered yet another elderly patient Christy Byrne in a staged ambulance fire.
Hospital authorities initially simply lied to reporters in claiming Mr Byrne started the fire himself with a cigarette,
Mr Byrne's family refuted that particular lie by announcing that Mr Byrne did not smoke.
Since then at least three separate enquiry style investigations were purported to be underway into what I am calling the murder of Christy Byrne by ambulance personnel at Naas hospital.
None appears to have gotten anywhere.
The police arrested no one.
The ambulance personnel who caused the fire have never been named.
An inquest into Mr Byrne's murder has been continually adjourned and delayed for spurious reasons.
The story like the victim has been let die.
A few years later, still at Naas hospital a character styling himself Doctor Andrew Boko Shingani attempted to cause me harm during treatment there in 2019.
Additional malicious and deliberate attempts to harm me were made in follow up treatment at Tallaght hospital by a woman styling herself Nurse Ruth Abeabuchie who engaged in her activities at the behest of Andrew Boko Shingani.
Clearly patients in the Irish health care system aside from myself and at hospitals aside from Naas, remain vulnerable to depraved, psychotic or corrupt staff such as Andrew Boko Shingani or Ruth Abeabuchie acting with malicious intent towards them on behalf of third parties or gangland entities.
There is almost no effective internal or external oversight of such people.
Other cases appear more random.
At Limerick Hospital in 2018 a supposed doctor calling himself Ashish Lal murdered Jessica Sheedy on the operating table.
He's still there.
No police investigation.
At Sligo General hospital a doctor styling herself Andrea Hermann attempted to murder a mother and her baby in plain view of theatre collegues. Andrea Hermann had previous for this sort of thing but the latest hospital to hire her had not completed proper background checks. Andrea Hermann had already harmed heaven knows how many other women, men, children and babies over many years at other medical facilities.
Andrea Hermann has been belatedly struck off the medical register of those formally allowed to practice murder, I mean medicine, in Ireland after the usual discreet, sensitivc Medical Council closed door enquiry (Mustn't upset the proles by letting them know the truth eh Medical Council?)  but no police action has been taken against her.
Apparently Irish police feel that if a murder or a physical violation or an assault or torture or grievous bodily harm, is carried out by a doctor in a hospital setting, then it's not police business to investigate.
A full public enquiry mandated by the Irish government, into the murder of Syrian woman Malak Thawley by operating theatre staff at Holles Street Hospital in 2016 was prevented in 2018 after Judge Charles Meenan ordered the abandonment of the enquiry, effectively colluding with the then Holles Street hospital Chief Executive Rhona O'Mahoney in allowing his courtroom to be used on behalf of this cabal of murderers to prevent any exposition and investigation of Rhona Mahoney and her depraved hospital staff from taking place.
Yes you got that right.
Judge Charles Meenan in open court forced the abandonment of a government mandated public enquiry into the murder of Malak Thawley by Rhona O'Mahoney and her staff at Holles Street hospital.
Judge Charles Meenan is politically connected to the Fine Gael party.
Rhona O'Mahoney through her Brother in Law and accomplice in medical malpractice Doctor Peter Boylan, is directly politically connected to the Labour Party which in Ireland often enters government in coaltion with Fine Gael.
All pals here.
I kid you not.
Those calling for the public enquiry into the murder of Malak Thawley by Rhona O'Mahoney and her Holles Street hospital staff  included Malak's husband Alan, as well as medical experts who had advised the Thawley family quite specifically that there were substantial indicators she had been murdered, as well as a former Irish government Minister For Justice called Alan Shatter, as well as the general public, as well as me.
And I'm still calling for it.
But Judge Charles Meenan issued an illegal edict to help his Labour Party pal Rhona O'Mahoney get away with murder so why worry.
Wotchya gonna do.
Charles Meenan trumps all of us.
Malak's family and loved ones.
Principled medical experts.
A former Justice Minister of the Republic of Ireland.
The general public.
And me.
Hoo baby.
Judge Charles Meenan previously became infamous in Ireland as a lawyer for Doctor Michael Neary who along with his accomplices over a quarter of a century up to 1998 had been pleasuring himself by serially mutilating and violating woman in unnecessary procedures on the operating table at Drogheda Hospital.
Charles Meenan's legal skills and the indifference of the Irish police force have enabled Michael Neary to elude any accountability whatsoever never mind a custodial sentence, for his systemic mutilations of the women he violated and or murdered.
Charles Meenan's legalistic gambit on behalf of mutilator Doctor Michael Neary was to accept his guilt but to claim that Michael Neary was Catholic and that his religiosity caused him to mutilate the women because he thought it would deter them from using contraception and that he believed such actions were somehow in keeping with hospital policy.
Hilarious no.
In legal circles this is called the Catholic perv gambit.
It bears no relation to anything you might mistake for truth on a dark night but amid the deeply anti Catholic media culture in Ireland it was just conveneient enough, confusing enough and convincing enough for bigots in the government, Judiciary. police and courts service, to prevent any direct punitive action being taken against Michael Neary for his serial violations of women on the operating table at Drogeheda hospital.
Charles Meenan prevented the media and cops from going after Neary by dangling the more tempting carrot of generalised fictitious slander against the Catholic Church before their avid incompetent eyes.
Here is the news.
Michael Neary violated women on the operating table at Drogheda hospital for a quarter of a century.
He did it because he liked it.
At least one of Neary's professional accomplices in these serial violations has been let flee to Scotland while the statute of limitations (and media and police and public interest) expires on their crimes.
Back to the present.
The elderly man today at the lake in Naas for some reason trying desperately to escape from Naas hospital.
None of the three Naas hospital staff members or the two cops now surrounding him, thought to sit with him on the many available benches bathed in beauteous peacable spirit healing evening sunshine, and chat for an hour or two.
That would be much too humane for the busy heroes of the Irish Health service and their cop enforcers.
Instead the police put him in the back of their van and brought him back to Naas hospital.
I do not acquiesce to this.

Wednesday, June 03, 2020

prism

time's prismatic lens
coalesces diadems
of the past
into the present
what i was
50 years ago
i see now
an infant child lying on a bed
in my grandmother's house
listening to the sound of wood pigeons
cooing outside
lullabying me into wakefulness
and wondering how long
i will remember their song
a half century later
it is with me still
whenever i want
quite immediate
the feeling of that morning
the dreamlike timeless rhapsody of it
the music
the spirit
momentarias are jewels of the soul