The Heelers Diaries

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Friday, February 21, 2020

the latest sinn fein apology

Another day, another apology from some newly elected member of Sinn Fein, the proxy political party run by the drug dealing, people trafficking, child abusing, raping, extorting, murdering IRA mafia in its noble efforts to usurp total power in Ireland and incept a new dark ages.
(Not many people know this but Sinn Fein was actually founded by Wyatt Usurp. - Michael Caine note.)
Over the past few weeks we've had an apology from Sinn Fein Ccuncillor Paul Holohan who had claimed that teenage girls were seducing middle aged men for blackmail purposes. (If what he says is true, alone among the apologists, he actually shouldn't have apologised.)
We've had an apology from Conor Murphy, a Sinn Fein member of the Northern Irish parliament, who had referred to murder victim Paul Quinn as a criminal.
Paul Quinn was a 21 year old man that the IRA murdered in 2007.
Yes the IRA beat Paul Quinn to death in a shed and Conor Murphy of the IRA's proxy political party Sinn Fein, was suggesting that all criminality in the matter should be attributed to Paul Quinn.
Bless.
Still at least he apologised.
The latest Sinn Fein apology comes from one Reada Cronin (two Reada Cronins would be ridiculous even for the mafia) who has been elected to parliament for Kildare North, near enough to where I live for me to temper my comments with kindness and restraint.
The stupid ******** **** Rah bitch has just apologised for her vitriolic critique of the State of Israel which she had been disseminating on the internet over the past few years.
To be fair to her, all the erroneousness that can laid at her door, (and I think it is erroneousness rather than bigotry, that is to say I disagree with her when she calls the Israelis Nazis, but I don't disagree with her right to speak her opinion) took place fully, oh fully, oh it must be at least a year before she was elected to Ireland's parliament.
The distant past as it were.
So she's apologised for calling the Israelis Nazis.
Ho hum.
If every Shinner was to apologise for the number of times they've done that, we'd be here till Christmas.
Christmas 2525.
"In the year 2525
Will there be any Shinners who still haven't apologised?"
As the song says.
Anyhoo.
Apparently Reada Cronin never dreamed she'd end up in parliament when she kind of let rip with her public comments on the Twitter website, baring her soul such as we might postulate it is, with the usual fooboon analysis of the Middle East that Shinner mafiosi tend to level at Jewish people.
You've got to sympathise with the Shinners.
It's hard for IRA proxies to be objective about the State of Israel when the IRA and Sinn Fein have for years been in bed with the Muslim Brotherhood and its various Al Qaeda, Isis franchises.
In bed with Al Qaeda.
Ooh er Missus.
To the devil a daughter, as we do say in the trade.
For sentimental reasons, Beelzebub will probably call her Reada.
Yawn.
Seriously though, they're doing a brilliant job.
Now if you want to see a real Sinn Fein apology, as in a really hilarious one, look up newly elected Sinn Fein Waterford parliamentarian David Cullinane's "Up the Rah" orgasm on Youtube, followed by his "there is no Rah" apology.
It's a hoot.
But think.
If Sinn Fein are apologising this much this year right now without ever having had a whiff of legal electoral power in the entire history of the Republic of Ireland, what can we expect when they do finally gerrymander their way into government in a haze of cannabis fumes funded electoral campaigns and a miasma of IRA controlled puppet ringer parliamentarians such as the People Before Profit Group and the Anti Austerity Alliance!
Here's a little ditty I'm proposing for our new national anthem.
Once more from the top.
"Oh say do those blood spattered killers still perform their extortions...
In the land of the sex changes,
And the home of the abortions."

Thursday, February 20, 2020

no truth in the rumour

There is no truth in the rumour that the drug dealing, people trafficking, child abusing IRA mafia, puppet masters of the Sinn Fein political party, are to change their popular colloquial catchphrase from "ooh ah. up the Rah," to "oooh ah, up the non existent Rah."
Oh hang on. Maybe that is true.

irish landscape scene with ghostly presences

trundle tractor
grow grain
stir earth
fall rain
wilkerson wurmbrand magdalen

humble mountain
whiten lily
prance wind
dance filly
gerry kelly, thomas berney, uncle willie

novelty charity record sung by ensemble of ireland's fragmenting political pseudo establishment parliamentarians

I want to fly
In my beautiful fooboon
I want to bribe the electorate
With my beautiful fooboon
I will promise every citizen a free lunch
And we can fly
Yes we can fly

Up up and away
In our beautiful fooboon
Limitless pay for nurses
In my beautiful fooboon
Executive salaries for bus drivers
In my beautiful
My beautiful
Foobooooon

And they can treat the general public
Any way they want
Because we can fly
Yes we can fly

Trade unions govern Ireland
In my beautiful fooboon
Jihadis colonise Ireland
In my beautiful fooboon
Because we can fly
Oh we can fly
What can possibly go wrong
When we can fly

Up up and away in our beautiful fooboon
Sex changes for children
In our beautiful fooboon
We pornography the peasantry
Because we can fly
Yes we can fly

Won't you come and fly
In our beautiful fooboon
Abortion euthanasia assisted suicide
In our beautiful fooboon
A generation narcoticised with anti depressants
In our beautiful fooboon
And it will be financed in perpetuity by limitless borrowings
And we can fly
Yes we can fly

Tuesday, February 18, 2020

apologia pro liking emily dickinson poems mea

into every emily dickinson poem
there comes a sudden heft of sleight
that makes me almost in spite of myself
think well this is alright

perhaps it was the feminists hijacking of her
that first scattered me away
and yet my soul comes creeping back
as the pilgrim seeks the day