latest name changes among american sports franchises

Following claims of racial implications in the names of sports teams, several more companies have announced name changes.

The Washington Redskins will now be called The Washington White Anglo Saxon Protestants.

The Atlanta Braves will now be called the Atlanta Cowards.

The Boston Celtics will now be called the Boston Non Identifiable Ethnicalies.

The Boston Red Sox will now be called the Boston Principled Right Winger Sox.

The Tampa Bay Rowdies wlll now be called the Tampa Bay Pacifists.

The virus (of Political Pseudo Intellectual Conformism not the flu. Unlike the flu this one can wipe out whole cultures and countries.) has also spread to Britain where the soccer team formerly styled Glasgow Celtic will henceforth be referred to as the IRA.